Football vs. Vajayjay? For humor. Curmudgeons & stick-in-the-muds need not read.

[The Huddler]

Theres substitutes for vajayjay but there is no sub for football

Football

[lightsout]

Any woman that asks that expecting a serious answer...I'm answering football, then packing her poo for her.

But then again, the love of my life left me a couple of years ago so you probably shouldn't listen to me.

[chknwing]

lol this was a trap, she wants to see if you only love her for her vajayjay

[Kuhndog94]

Football.

Because you could always flip her over and play in the mud.

[Frizzy350]

Women love ultimatums.

[lightsout]

You should have responded with, "OK, so if you had to pick between being happy with me or asking stupid questions meant to make me choose between two of the things I love most in this world and thus, wreck my world, which would you choose?"

[nctarheel0619]

I love the P way too much. Only time I would pick football over it is if we were in the Super Bowl again. That's it.

[Cary Kollins]

Tupac said it best

[Cyberjag]

What about vabeejay? You still get that, right?

[jasonluckydog]

football for me I always have my left hand

[BIGH2001]

Depends...married sex, or crazy ex gf sex?

[PantherPhann89]

DVR football and give the vajyajay my undivided attention...

[mc52beast]

Old lady asked me the other day if she walked in the room with nothing but a towel on would I turn off a Panthers game...

[KendrickPanther]

In a slightly different direction. Who decided 'gina' was the inappropriate part of the word? Nobody censors the 'va'. And why is adding an A to bitch a way to soften an otherwise offensive term? Does that A stand for "sorry I don't mean this?". We have these weird ways of taking an offensive word and "cleaning it up" but the meaning and intent are unchanged.

 

Just rambling nothing to see here.