No matter how hard I try, I just cant hate the Patriots.

[PanthersUnited]

Do you guys remember any Patriots fans in the 90s? All I remember was talk of them moving

Honestly I dont even know any Patriot fans and im in South Carolina, home of bandwagon NFL fans. I dont think they have as many bandwagon fams as teams like the Seahawks, Steelers or Cowboys.

[PanthersUnited]

To me the Patriots are like Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum of the NFL, you just want to hate them so bad because women think they are so damn sexy but you just cant hate them for some reason because deep down you know they are solid actors

[gettlemanjack]

To me the Patriots are like Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum of the NFL, you just want to hate them so bad because women think they are so damn sexy but you just cant hate them for some reason because deep down you know they are solid actors

spoken like a true Patriors fan!

Channing Tatum

Ryan Gosling

[JawnyBlaze]

Don't worry OP, I'll hate them enough for the both of us.

[Semaj]

I wish that we were what the Pats are, deflated balls, video cameras and all. I wish Bellicheat was our coach. They just win every damn year.

[PandaPancake]

The Patriots are the Justin Bieber of the NFL. They commit crimes that make you scratch your head

[bigskypanthersguy]

The Patriots are the Justin Bieber of the NFL. They commit crimes that make you scratch your head

 

This song, just for the lyrics I just linked to, sums them up perfectly.

 

 

just in case it didn't work for some reason:  1:20 to 1:23.

[Verge]

 

You sure?

[Mr. Scot]

Patriots being accused of cheating again comes as no shock

The Patriots supposedly stopped videotaping opponents’ defensive signals when they got caught in 2007, but opponents wonder if they are still stealing them. Smart opposing coaches put locks on every entryway to the locker room, so nobody from the Patriots can walk in, "accidentally" grab a play sheet or two and "inadvertently" bring it back to the New England coaches.

When defensive players get flagged for a helmet-to-knee hit on Tom Brady, Brady has been known to remind them: “They made that ----ing rule for me!” And it’s true: After safety Bernard Pollard injured Brady in 2008, the NFL did change its rules to protect its star quarterbacks.

Kraft is a close confidant and protector of commissioner Roger Goodell; in September, when the Ray Rice punch video leaked, and Goodell went into public relations overdrive, Kraft defended him on national television … on CBS, naturally. Cross Belichick and you cross Kraft. Cross Kraft and you risk the wrath of Goodell.

Maybe some of this is overstated. But the perception is real, and it is not totally unfounded.

And of course, coaches wonder if the Patriots are still stealing signals. Belichick still insists he did nothing wrong. The great mystery of the whole SpyGate scandal was why Goodell destroyed the video evidence. It’s a trick that Goodell would never try today, because the country is onto his act. But back then, he was still selling himself as the Sheriff Commish, and his approval ratings were higher, and he could take draft picks away and still destroy the evidence to help Kraft -- protecting his protector, in essence. Goodell could get away with it then.

[RoaringRiot]

There are 31 teams in this league that I hate.

[PandaPancake]

There are 31 teams in this league that I hate.

The Oilers are coming to kick your ass

[Delhommey]

If you want to cheer for a team of smarmy assholes whose fan base is largely made up of racist steak heads who'd rather be watching baseball, go ahead.

The Patriots are the villains of every kids sports movie from the 80's times 1000.

[B.BERSIN]

Couldn't care less about them.

[RoaringRiot]

Couldn't care less about them.

Pie for using "couldn't"