"Psycho Ex" Stories

[Mr. Miyagi]

This is the craziest chick and only crazy chick I've ever met. She isn't even really an ex. I met her at a party when I was young, she was much older, I was 17 or 18. She wanted me to tag along with her and at one point o pretended I was dating her so the guys wouldn't hit on her. I won't lie she was hot and in a lime green bikini...what young guy says no to that? This was a 'church party' so there was light drinking, a lot of kids. She loved the kids and spent all her time with them and I played with the kids too with her thinking, she's going to be a good mom someday but really didn't think too hard on it.

So, after the party she got a hotel and we ended up having sex, seemed like normal sex, even good sex to me. So I get up to go to the bathroom to shower and distinctly remember smiling at her. I changed my mind and decided I would shower in the morning. I came back and this women had fished my...used condom out of the trash and was holding it looking at me like oh poo.

I was like...what are you doing? She turned red as a tomato and started to get real quiet and started to cry and I was starting to panic like hell. She admitted she wanted to get pregnant and have a kid and told me not to worry she thought she couldn't get pregnant from getting hit in the uterus or whatever when she was younger and a doctor told her she might not be able to have kids. Later that night she joked with me about baby names lol I was so freaked out I remember sweating to hell.

But in the end, I can't believe how much I kept my cool but I remember telling myself I'm seeing a whole new side of this girl and she is very moody and sensitive and scaring the poo out of me.

I knew had I dumped her on the spot for that I'd never see her again, all I knew was her first name, and I don't think anyone else knew her well at the party. I am to this day unsure if she tried to get herself pregnant but I kept seeing her and manipulating her into thinking we were dating until I knew for sure she wasn't pregnant. Soon as I knew for sure I dumped her that weekend.

One of the scariest moments in my young life and taught me so much. I'm much more cautious today because of it.

 

 

First Place!

[TimTom]

Right after I graduated high school I met this ginger 5'2 tall 100lbs cute lil thing.  She was super sweet but was dating at the time so I decided to be friends with her.  Her boyfriend traveled a lot but was a cool dude, me and him actual got along just fine.  One day she invited me to come to her house just to chill cause her mom was there.  We both were underage but her mom bought us beer and cigarettes so I was like whatever....  After that she wanted to hang out with me more and more and more.  I was like listen... it's getting weird, u have a boyfriend and I think u'r getting little to close.  So she said she's dumping her boyfriend (she was 17 and her boyfriend was 28).  I was like ok.  So she calls me at 9am on tuesday, crying... I was like whats up?  She proceeds to tell me that they broke up and etc and if I could come and pick her up, I was like "sure".  I picked her and brough her over to my house to talk...  Just as friends. She goes straight into the bedroom crawls under my blanket.  I was like ok...  Anyway, during her conversation about her ex she takes her pants off and says she have feeling for me... I had feelings to at the time, in my boner.  So I nailed her and took her home.  She start calling me everyday to hang out and have sex except on the weekends because she spend weekends with her grandma. 

 

This was going on for 1-2 months.  Then she started visiting her grandma on Thursdays as well... I was like... well that's weird.  Anyways, her best friend apparently had a crush on me and she told me she never broke up with her boyfriend!  She asked him to play dump like they don't date anymore because of age difference and he agreed.  So she was fuging me on week days and him every other weekend.  Weird part... Three of us hangout together a lot!  Neither did he nor I knew she slept with both of us.  When I found out the truth, I called him and was like "Hey dude, we're fuging the same girl".  

 

Anyway, I dumped her the same day and started dating her best friend.  Her best friend stopped talking to her.

 

That's not it... This crazy bitch sent flowers to my job, wrote me cards... apologizing and saying im the one and only....  Then she asked me to just have sex with her... Nothing needed, she will even buy me a meal and pay for the gas.  I ignored her and for shits and giggiles decided to call her ex.... Weeeeeellllllll, they still together at the time she sent me flowers and poo.  Actually, she was gonna use his money to pay for my gas and food.  So I informed of this and he got pissed again....  Everything kind of stop until few weeks later when she called me with some random guy and said that I'm missing out and she's gonna fug this guy now if I don't come over..... Sooooooo I called her ex again and they still together!  And he was out of town at the time.  I had enough so I went to police station the next day and filled a harassment report and everything stopped.  Until 3 years ago when I ran into her mom at the store... I mean, its been almost 7 years back then and her mom said she wants to get back with me.... WTF!?!?!?  I said no thanks, I'm about to get married.

 

Anyway, she has a kid and husband of 3 years and no, not her ex.

 

It's always good to know when you fug em better than the other guy amirite?

[TheRumGone]

Some might remember this story, but I feel that whenever a topic in the psyco ex genre comes up it should be told if only for the happy ending.

Had a buddy in the army, he was just out of basic, a good guy, joined up mainly so he could take care of his daughter, get money for school, & give his family the life he felt a man should provide.

Long story short, the kid wasn't his, his wife just married him because she knew he would do something like join the Army to take care of his responsibilities, & the actual father transferred schools to be close by so he could come over & fug while we were doing army poo & the little girl was in preschool.

Now my buddy (& teammate) wasn't stupid. He suspected something was up, but he kept quiet because he loved that little girl. She was his everything. He would be a good father to her come hell or high water & she loved him right back. So when the other guy graduated, psyco bitch decides to inform "dad" that he's not really "dad" & she'll be leaving with college fug & taking the little girl with them because he is the real father. She does this in the most vicious, painful way she can think of. She berates him publicly, she gut stabs him & twists like hell.

His first thought is to fight because he has raised the girl & despite not being his blood, she IS his daughter. Her & her family counter this by trying to get the girl (barely 5 at this point) to tell him she doesn't love him, she has a new better daddy, etc... to his face. She can't, won't... but she begins to cry, & he can't handle that so he agrees to sign whatever they want if they just stop. (I am still amazed he didn't beat the fug out of everybody for that.)

So he's getting divorced, we keep an eye on him to prevent him going stupid, he handled it as well as can be expected. About a year later, when its about to be finalized, our Sgt. tells up to keep an eye on him again because of old wounds being reopened. He seems hurt but drives on...

Then a few weeks after the divorce is final, I walk into the barracks & he's sitting on the couch bawling. I ask what's wrong & he looks up & says "I think I won the lottery. " I say, "...Wut?"

I check the numbers several times, yep... they match. After taxes he got 30 something mil. He took the high road. Started a college fund for the little girl, & would give it to her when she turned 18. His sister wrote "THANKS BITCH!" on a $100, stapled it to an article of him winnng, & sent it to her.

 

there are some epic posts going on in the lounge right now.

 

this takes the cake. wow

[Chimera]

Again... gotta hightail it away from emotionally abusive women

[MCC]

I can't believe you guys stayed in these relationships as long as you did.

Damn, guys. The sex had to be a 10 on the scale.

[Chimera]

There's sex that isn't a 10?

[Mol3m4n]

Those are some good stories. But I think I may have one to top them all. It is a long story, but I will try to give the abridged version.

I met this girl in a bar (go figure), and we hooked up a couple of days later. I found out she was married and confronted her about it. She said they were separated, so I let it slide. We ended up moving in together, and the craziness started. Just a sample of the insanity, I was working 2 jobs, and over the course of the 2 years wee lived together, 4 times I came home from work to find her packing and telling me we were moving. No particular reason, she was just tired of the place we were at. I never knew anything about it until she had already found a place and signed a lease. She would start fights over absolutely nothing, and on one occasion broke my forearm by hitting me with a cordless phone.

We went on a trip to the NC mountains, and of course started arguing over something stupid. We stopped to get gas, and as I walked in front of the car, she slammed on the gas and almost hit me. Later that night, as I was bitching about that, I told her to pull over, and she did. I got out of the car to cool off, and she drove away. I was about 5 miles from home, and had to walk. I did not speak to her for about a week.

One time she went on an overnight trip to 6 flags with her children, and was very late getting home. I got a phone call from one of her friends telling me that her soon to be ex-husband was on the trip with them, so I called her to check. I asked her about it, and she denied that he was there. At this point I had proposed to her, and given her a nice diamond ring. The reason I say that will be clear in a moment.

About 2 weeks later, we were at her ex husband's house picking up some clothes for her children, and I saw one of those picture key rings they do at 6 flags. I innocently picked it up and looked inside. There in the picture was a nice family photo including her ex. At first I thought it may have been an old picture until I noticed the hand on the arm she had around his shoulder had the ring I gave her on it. I turned around and walked out and we stayed broken up for about a month.

After I finally dumped her, she called me and told me that she had an STD. I laughed and told her it wasn't from me. She also called me and said she had good news, she knew what was wrong with her. She was diagnosed schizophrenic. This was on top of being bipolar. Oh and she had a complete hysterectomy and refused to take her hormone pills because they made her gain weight. I did not see her or talk to her again for about 10 years.

I ran into her about 6 years ago, and found out that she had married a man who was her best friend from work while we were together. After we had broken up, she told me that she was committed due to an eating disorder (apparently my fault???). She said that she had befriended my wife at the time on Myspace, and had actually met up with her and her friends for drinks on multiple occasions.

She was by far the craziest bitch I have ever been with. And that is saying a lot.

The moral of the story: never let women drive.

[Ja Rhule]

It's always good to know when you fug em better than the other guy amirite?

She said her boyfriend had money but was terrible in bed. She used me for sex and him for money....

[Mol3m4n]

Some might remember this story, but I feel that whenever a topic in the psyco ex genre comes up it should be told if only for the happy ending.

Had a buddy in the army, he was just out of basic, a good guy, joined up mainly so he could take care of his daughter, get money for school, & give his family the life he felt a man should provide.

Long story short, the kid wasn't his, his wife just married him because she knew he would do something like join the Army to take care of his responsibilities, & the actual father transferred schools to be close by so he could come over & fug while we were doing army poo & the little girl was in preschool.

Now my buddy (& teammate) wasn't stupid. He suspected something was up, but he kept quiet because he loved that little girl. She was his everything. He would be a good father to her come hell or high water & she loved him right back. So when the other guy graduated, psyco bitch decides to inform "dad" that he's not really "dad" & she'll be leaving with college fug & taking the little girl with them because he is the real father. She does this in the most vicious, painful way she can think of. She berates him publicly, she gut stabs him & twists like hell.

His first thought is to fight because he has raised the girl & despite not being his blood, she IS his daughter. Her & her family counter this by trying to get the girl (barely 5 at this point) to tell him she doesn't love him, she has a new better daddy, etc... to his face. She can't, won't... but she begins to cry, & he can't handle that so he agrees to sign whatever they want if they just stop. (I am still amazed he didn't beat the fug out of everybody for that.)

So he's getting divorced, we keep an eye on him to prevent him going stupid, he handled it as well as can be expected. About a year later, when its about to be finalized, our Sgt. tells up to keep an eye on him again because of old wounds being reopened. He seems hurt but drives on...

Then a few weeks after the divorce is final, I walk into the barracks & he's sitting on the couch bawling. I ask what's wrong & he looks up & says "I think I won the lottery. " I say, "...Wut?"

I check the numbers several times, yep... they match. After taxes he got 30 something mil. He took the high road. Started a college fund for the little girl, & would give it to her when she turned 18. His sister wrote "THANKS BITCH!" on a $100, stapled it to an article of him winnng, & sent it to her.

Sad yet happy story. I'm glad for the dude.

[PandaPancake]

Just a bit of advice for the young guys. This is even more true now with the Cosby accusers. I had a roommate when I lived in the barracks get accused of rape. He met her in town, drove back on base, got through the gate (MPs love to bust guys for a DUI), texted me to clear out, and I did.

She wakes up, realizes what she did, goes outside running into the NCOIC, and tells him she's been raped. I get yanked up by the MP while out for a run. They question me about what happened to which I asked,'Why are you asking me when you can just watch the tape?' Because I'm paranoid about my stuff being stolen I always left my webcam recording. While she was getting a rape kit done they watched the video. Not only did they not have sex, they didn't even sleep in the same bed.

[Shufdog]

Just a bit of advice for the young guys. This is even more true now with the Cosby accusers. I had a roommate when I lived in the barracks get accused of rape. He met her in town, drove back on base, got through the gate (MPs love to bust guys for a DUI), texted me to clear out, and I did.

She wakes up, realizes what she did, goes outside running into the NCOIC, and tells him she's been raped. I get yanked up by the MP while out for a run. They question me about what happened to which I asked,'Why are you asking me when you can just watch the tape?' Because I'm paranoid about my stuff being stolen I always left my webcam recording. While she was getting a rape kit done they watched the video. Not only did they not have sex, they didn't even sleep in the same bed.

 

So your roommate text you that he's bringing a girl over and for you to head out, and you just happened to always have your webcam on. Oooookk!!

[Dex]

I dated a girl for 6 months and thought I was in love with her. She ended up hooking up with another guy and crying to me saying she was sorry. So I took her back and she broke up with me about 2 weeks later to date him. Meh I was 16. Oh and when I went to pick up my stuff from her house he was there. Awkward. Not really a psycho story but just thought I'd share.

[PandaPancake]

I dated a girl for 6 months and thought I was in love with her. She ended up hooking up with another guy and crying to me saying she was sorry. So I took her back and she broke up with me about 2 weeks later to date him. Meh I was 16. Oh and when I went to pick up my stuff from her house he was there. Awkward. Not really a psycho story but just thought I'd share.

For that lame story I'm sending Casey Anthony to you

[Mr. Scot]

I dated a girl for 6 months and thought I was in love with her. She ended up hooking up with another guy and crying to me saying she was sorry. So I took her back and she broke up with me about 2 weeks later to date him. Meh I was 16. Oh and when I went to pick up my stuff from her house he was there. Awkward. Not really a psycho story but just thought I'd share.

 

Date the bad boy, get your heart broken, cry to the good guy, run back to the bad boy, shampoo, rinse repeat...

 

That cycle happens a lot with teenage girls.

 

Some of them grow out of it.  But sadly, some don't.