Luke-ism's

[Mol3m4n]

It's a long wait until 8:15 tonight, so I thought we could lighten the mood a little and do something creative. I decided on some Luke-isms.

The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Luke Kuechly.

Luke Kuechly can hear sign language.

Luke Kuechly once won a staring contest with the sun.

When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Luke Kuechly.

Luke Kuechly can kill two birds with one tackle. (In light of the Seahawks)

Bigfoot once claimed to spot Luke Kuechly. (In light of Seattle)

Luke Kuechly makes onions cry.

Luke will hit you so hard that your blood will bleed.

[Killa Cam 69]

Luke Kuechly is the reason Waldo is hiding

[Mol3m4n]

Luke Kuechly once bowled a perfect game with a marble.

[Captain Morgan]

Luke Kuechly once took a stress test and the treadmill had a heart attack.

[Dex]

Take Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris jokes and replace them with Keeks.

 

 

 

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[Captain Morgan]

when things start getting tough, whoop ass opens up a can of Luke Kuechly

[ecu88]

Luke; cereal killed it. No spoon.

[PandaPancake]

Luke thanks the atm after he gets money from it.

[the butch]

We're all listening to the analysts talking about Kuechly, and we are making jokes about his dominance, and he's been labeled the X-Factor for us. Buuuuuuut, TD will be THE difference-maker in this game. Oh, and don't forget we get Klein back and Glanton got a ton of good experience, too.

Not trying to jack a Kuechly thread and make it about something else, but just wanted to add my two cents without making another thread.

[PantherBoy95]

Luke Kuechly will dominate The Seahawks tonight.

Did I do it right?

[L-TownCat]

When Luke was a baby Chuck Norris cried over him and Jack Bauer used his first diaper to save millions of people.

[Mol3m4n]

Chuck Norris prays for the day he gets to meet Luke Kuechly.

[CelibatePimp]

Luke Kuechly once called to cancel his comcast account and they let him.

[Mol3m4n]

Liam Neeson: I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.

On the other line: This is Luke Kuechly.

Liam Neeson: Keep her.