So I just had a minor heart attack...

[Dex]

 

 

 

 

My girlfriend sends me a text saying "Mat" Ryan isn't playing "tomorrow". My heart immediately jumps to 180 BPM as a I scour the interwebs for a source to this madness. Of course it isn't true and this is probably off topic. Just thought I would share.

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

To be fair, Matt Ryan is not playing tomorrow.

[Dex]

To be fair, Matt Ryan is not playing tomorrow.

lmaooo she wasn't wrong then I suppose.

[TheRumGone]

dex you make terrible threads.

 

go be a pats fan with your gf/future wife

[SCP]

Dex, this means you get anal from her anytime you want, no questions asked, for the next two months. That's a rule.

[Dex]

dex you make terrible threads.

 

go be a pats fan with your gf/future wife

[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

lmaooo she wasn't wrong then I suppose.

Im thinking either she was trolling you or her dad was.

At least, it's something I would try to pull on someone.

[TheRumGone]

 

 

 

you have disappointed me so much this past month, words cant describe the feels that have left my body over your posts.

 

[Dex]

you have disappointed me so much this past month, words cant describe the feels that have left my body over your posts.

 

That's an awful thing to say. I still hold a special place in my heart for you though bro. Hopefully I can redeem myself at some point if at all possible.

[Kuhndog94]

That's an awful thing to say. I still hold a special place in my heart for you though bro. Hopefully I can redeem myself at some point if at all possible.

As long as you keep your avi the way it is, I'll always hold a special place in my heart for you.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

you have disappointed me so much this past month, words cant describe the feels that have left my body over your posts.

 

 

me reading a dex thread:

 

 

[TheRumGone]

That's an awful thing to say. I still hold a special place in my heart for you though bro. Hopefully I can redeem myself at some point if at all possible.

I'm sorry I'm already drunk. I just get really emotional

[MCC]

Stick to food threads, Dex.

[SycoLa]

Lol minor heart attack. Panther fans skeered of matty ice