♪ Schadenfreude Schadenfreude… dum de dum de Schadenfreude... ♫ ♪

[PhillyB]

Just meandered on over to Saints Report after Breesus couldn't muster more than seven offensive points in junk time against a horrific Falcons defense with the division crown on the line and destiny in their hands. For once the site didn't capsize like a fleet of shrimp boats in the wake of a Dat Alice cannonball in the phlegm canals of Metarie Metro, probably because most Saints fans have returned to their Cowboys fanhood of yore at this point, so I was able to log on and see what's up.

 

Pretty much it looks like Kurt Vonnegut's portrait of Dresden:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bahahaha they are doomed. Their window just slammed shut. Loomis gambled and lost big time, Brees has one foot in Jimmy  Johns and the other on the golf course, everyone hates Jimmy Graham, and they're in a cap mess than makes Marty Hurney look like Ozzie Newsome. They're going to be the NFCS's sewer rats for the next decade. Hell they might be in Los Angeles by the end of the decade. Laugh at their failure and impending agony. Bye shitstreaks, we won't miss you at all.

 

btw

 

[camycamcan]

I'll miss drew brees mole...

[CelibatePimp]

Where is Alice these days?

[Ruff]

Dis gun b gud

[Kevin Greene]

Dude you channeled your inner SCP nicely on that rant. 

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

I'm glad that the Brees era is coming to a close. fuger tormented us for nearly 8 years.

 

This time next year saints report will be a ghost town.

 

Thankfully, I don't see a HOF QB fall into their laps via free agency any time soon.

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

Where is Alice these days?

 

he got banned

 

IRL he is dusting off the romo jersey

[CelibatePimp]

he got banned

 

IRL he is dusting off the romo jersey

 

Really? Why?

[PhillyB]

Where is Alice these days?

 

general consensus seems to be that he's either floating face down in a bathtub full of ranch dressing or overdosed on a simple syrup enema

[SCP]

That was fantastic Phily.

[Sean Payton's Vicodin]

Really? Why?

 

phillyb made a topic in week 2 laughing about how the saints lost to the browns

 

alice then spent the next 10 or so weeks copy pasting that thread and spun it around to the panthers. it was pretty sad

[PhillyB]

Dude you channeled your inner SCP nicely on that rant. 

 

SCP has a monopoly on funny poop jokes. all references to fecal matter should autocorrect to add an MLA or APA-style citation to his user profile because there is no longer any such thing as original material.

[SZ James (banned)]

 

 

 

 

this never gets old

[PhillyB]

I'm glad that the Brees era is coming to a close. fuger tormented us for nearly 8 years.

 

i imagine it's how they felt when steve smith went to the ravens