Hell exists...

[chknwing]

how does this poo just now get discovered? does nobody fuging work there?

[TheRumGone]

Me and a friend cleared out half a theater one time watching this movie when it first came out.

We went to the movies one weekend after hearing how awesome it was. When the movie was over we had the afternoon left with nothing to do, so we got some more popcorn and soda and sneaked into the theater, and sat towards the very back to watch it again.

There is a scene in the movie, I don't recall the exact specifics of it, it's been so long ago. There are all these baby spiders in a large sac hanging from the rafters in what I believe was the barn. During this scene the sac busts open and all of these spiders fall out. At this exact moment, already knowing what would happen, my friend and I reached into our popcorn buckets grabbed up the largest fists full of popcorn we possibly could and then flung popcorn in the air and down onto the spectators in front of us. The fallout was one of the most memorable and hilarious things I have ever witnessed. One of the hardest times I have ever laughed. Were we assholes? Yeah, sure we were. But we were just dumb teenagers having a fun a the theater. Good times.

That's pretty amazing and took some balls

[Mol3m4n]

you probably eat 2 or 3 a year in your sleep....

That's what my brother told me when I was very young to try to scare me. I used to watch him sleep just to see if anything crawled in his mouth.

Now I have pretty darn bad arachnophobia.

[thefuzz]

Wife wants me to catch and release spiders that make their way into the house. Of course I only do that when she's in the room. But dammit, went to catch a medium sized wolf spider and fug, I missed and then had 100s of baby wolf spiders running all over the tile. Said fug it and brought out the Windex and saturated the back door area. I got em, but I'm sure a dozen or so escaped.

 

There is zero % chance that this would happen in my house.

 

 

If anything is alive in my house outside of humans, and dogs, it's going to die.  Well, some humans that come in could die as well, just depends if you are invited in or not.