Bored to Tears

[Harris Aballah]

Nothing to do at work today, sense the Holiday is next week. Typical for us this time of year. I would just leave but waiting on a truck delivering equipment. So I'm stuck here. So I figured why not start a thread for those in a similar situation? So I thought..., let's play a game.

 If the starts could align perfectly and two people of your choice were in agreement to battle for real in the octogon? Who would you like to see go at it? Any two people you think would be entertaining at all. Famous, or not. Living or dead. Who is the greatest grudge matches of all time? I'll start with people who seem to be relevant this week.

 Jimmy Clausen vs Johnny Manziel in an epic battle of Pint-sized NFL players. This might be the most production you would ever get out of these two guys?

 Or, how about two God-like Gladiators? Putin Vs. Kim Jong Un! And you could do it lumberjack match style. Have the octogon surrounded by starving NK canines. Just in case one tried to escape the contest prematurely.

 I know....But I am bored to tears.

[KSpan]

Earnest Hemingway vs. Vlad Putin. No particular reason other than I think it would be an interesting scrap.

[Towelboy]

ray rice vs. chris brown. we know they can both hit and the world would be a better place if one of them got a taste of their own medicine.

[toldozer]

After our Christmas party tomorrow I'm off till the 6th. SUCK it fools!

Oh I mean merry Christmas!

[Jangler]

Goldie Blair...no more boredom for 10-15 minutes.

[Vampire the buffet slayer]

Jennifer Lawrence vs Mila Kunis but instead if an octogon let's make it a kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding.

[cardiackat88.]

Brock Lesnar vs JJ Watt

[Harris Aballah]

Brock Lesnar vs Drew Brees

Fify

[Harris Aballah]

Matt Ryan Vs. Ronda Rousey

[Harris Aballah]

Goldie Blair...no more boredom for 10-15 minutes.

Lol! No more job either!

[Harris Aballah]

Earnest Hemingway vs. Vlad Putin. No particular reason other than I think it would be an interesting scrap.

Hemingway vs. Alighieri......Could be brutal?

[Harris Aballah]

This might be how the Skins decide between Colt McCoy & RG3 this off-season? Loser leaves town!

[Harris Aballah]

Brock can't take a punch neither.

For someone who likes fighting so much, you'd think he'd be better at it, huh?

[Harris Aballah]

I know, right?

Did you not see his fights against Velasquez? Carwin? Overeem?... Couture? The day of a one-dimensional fighter being champion in the UFC are over. Brock is an athletic freak and PED creation but one hit and he curls up like a girl.

Yeah, I was agreeing with you. The ballet styles of "Pro Wrestling" will never prepare an athlete for actual competition. He'll finish out his career in the backroom of a bar, arm wrestling drunks for 5$ a match!