Text all the girls in your phone and say when you gonna let me tap that ass

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

and post answers here. This thread got me laid in the past on the huddle (kudos to whoever posted that one). Thought i'd do someone a solid.

[Chimera]

All of them?

Because my mom still hasn't figured out how to open a text

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

All of them?

Because my mom still hasn't figured out how to open a text

obviously not all literally. And i'd hardly define your mother as a girl. She's a woman lol

[Happy Panther]

and post answers here. This thread got me laid in the past on the huddle (kudos to whoever posted that one). Thought i'd do someone a solid.

We did this already...in 2008.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

We did this already...in 2008.

I know.

[Chimera]

obviously not all literally. And i'd hardly define your mother as a girl. She's a woman lol

 

well in that case i don't have any "girls" in my phone. all women

[jasonluckydog]

I did that once and my phone got herpes.

[pstall]

You want to buy a bowflex?

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

well in that case i don't have any "girls" in my phone. all women

women you'd like to fug is that better for you?

[KSpan]

How about if I just text my wife 100 times? Probably the same success rate at the moment.

[Kevin Greene]

Fug, it worked!

[Ja Rhule]

Texted my wife. It ain't happening.

[Ja Rhule]

95% of women in my phone are married with kids.

[Jase]

and post answers here. This thread got me laid in the past on the huddle (kudos to whoever posted that one). Thought i'd do someone a solid.

 

That was my thread!  You're welcome.

 

Weird, I didn't get laid from that thread.