Yes we lost today, but my hell has just begun

[Jase]

What I want to know is why this dumb little doll costs $40 and why people actually pay to have one of those little demon seeds.

[lola]

Dolls freak me out in general. I Definitely don't want to pretend one is alive and watching everyone in the house. That poo is crazy.

[Darth Biscuit]

So what's the story with this?  Why do you have to move it around... don't get it?

 

[Jeremy Igo]

We have one and the kids used to love it, too old now. But when they were younger they would wake up every morning and the first thing they would do is try to find the elf. It was fun for them so it was worth it.

[Jakob]

Its an elf you move around the house to keep your kids in check.

But really it keeps you in check.

I can't wait to have kids so I can fug with them in various ways.

[SCP]

So what's the story with this? Why do you have to move it around... don't get it?

so the day we set up our tree, the elf shows up at the door. We give it to a neighbor and they will come by at night and ring the doorbell. The boys open the door and the elf is there in his box. We read the story and I put the elf in the tree. Then, from that night until Christmas Eve, if the kids behaved that day, the elf flies back to Santa to report how good they were. Then the elf flies back to your house before everybody wakes up. If the elf is in the same spot, it means he didn't fly back to give Santa a positive report. Then the kids cry.

[SCP]

We have one and the kids used to love it, too old now. But when they were younger they would wake up every morning and the first thing they would do is try to find the elf. It was fun for them so it was worth it.

I will admit its fun to watch them try to find it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Every night if the kids behaved that day, the elf flies back to Santa to report how good they were. Then the elf flies back to your house before everybody wakes up. If the elf is in the same spot, it means he didn't fly back to give Santa a positive report. Then the kids cry.

 

 

lol

 

 

[SCP]

I LMAO when I hear kids talking about swag and being cool. I was that guy once. Now I'm spending an hour each night trying to hide a velvet elf doll in a new creative spot.

[Jangler]

I like finding the little man in the boat.

 

[Kuhndog94]

I LMAO when I hear kids talking about swag and being cool. I was that guy once. Now I'm spending an hour each night trying to hide a velvet elf doll in a new creative spot.

I don't think my daughter is old enough to understand the concept, so I'll have to wait until next year.

It would be extremely evil if you didn't even put it in the house one day. Leave it in the trunk of your car and watch your little ones scramble to find it. Lol.

[frash.exe]

lol

Yea it reminds me of this

http://www.studentbeans.com/mag/en/news/23-best-pics-from-reasons-my-kid-is-crying

[Darth Biscuit]

I like finding the little man in the boat.

 

Does this mean what I think it means?

[Jangler]

Yes, I have a clean toilet bowl.