Yes we lost today, but my hell has just begun

[Carolina Cajun]

All I want for christmas is for Ron Rivera to be fired.

[Lumps]

Boy version of Annabelle?

[Lumps]

Just be thankful you don't know. Some soccer mom had a stupid idea that caught on with other soccer moms and now it's some stupid "tradition". A tradition that pretty much ensures I will be awoken by my wife at least 18 times between now and Christmas at 3 AM with a frantic "Did you remember to move the elf!!!???" scream.

Do you have a cat?

Accidents happen.

[PantherFanOne]

I swear that little thing has tried to kill me at night but he can't hold a big enough knife to get the job done.

 

Call 911 or just have another beer.

[goodoleboy]

That's David Carr. Cam will look like that by the end of the season behind this line.

[d-dave]

We just started that this year.  I did an intentionally terrible job so that my wife was like "Fine, I'll do it!"

 

I win!  She grumbles because I a very good scenic designer in theatre, yet "I can't handle a freaking elf."

 

>=)

[dos poptarts]

WTF, I get some weird Chucky's or PuppetMaster Christmas special vibe.

I'm glad my kid is only 2 years old.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

My elf on the shelf is a 3/4 size replica of a 350 lb virgin spaniard eating a doughnut. You should be relieved.

[lola]

I refuse to buy this thing. It's creepy. Completely creepy. Plus, I'd never remember to move the damn thing.

[cookinwithgas]

Im here praying the kids don't remember that fuging little piece of crap elf son of a hamster dang nab it screw that stupid

[SIGCHI222]

Do you have a blender that for some reason has a temporarily misplaced lid and access to red carpet fuzz?

 

Could be mildly entertaining until they realize the sumbitch is on the top of the fridge.

[bleys]

You mean there is already a socially acceptable way to terrorize your children with evil elves?

And I thought I would be the only one pulling this poo...

[SCP]

Little fugger is taking a candle up the ass tonight

[SCP]

I refuse to buy this thing. It's creepy. Completely creepy. Plus, I'd never remember to move the damn thing.

Oh come on, join us. Join the misery that is a felt clad figurine with the power to awaken adults from a deep sleep at 3am worrying if they remembered to move the stupid little son of a bitch.