National Lampoon Panther Vacation

[Kevin Greene]

Let's go panty shopping in the mall.

[cptx]

Let's go panty shopping in the mall.

 

It's a little nippley out

[SCP]

It's a little nippley out

It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they, hotter, than they are. It is warm in here, isn't it?

[Panthers Fanatic]

This thread needs to be pinned...forever!

Word of warning: don't eat or drink anything while reading one of his posts. Thanks again SCP!

[Jon Snow]

I tip my hat to you sir for the excellent analogy...as usual. By the way, I plan to be like the character cousin Eddie when I retire. Just not as broke.

[dos poptarts]

It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they, hotter, than they are. It is warm in here, isn't it?

 

Can't see the line, can you Russ.

 

[PantherFanOne]

Panther fans! Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned Panther season. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm NFL emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Playoff run since Shannon Sharpe caught TD passes from Johnny f*cking Elway. And when Nippleshorts squeezes his fat white ass behind that podium at the end of the season, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Dave Gettleman, our GM, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Mint and Moorehead with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey poo he is! Hallelujah! Holy poo! Where's the Tylenol?

http://youtu.be/TQXuazYI_YU

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Shitter's full! Happy Thanksgiving!

 

 

 

LOL Thanks,i needed that.

[Jeremy Igo]

The boys preparing for his future.

College?

Carnival.

[ClawOn]

If we win this division I wouldn't be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet...

[DC Amp]

Yep, this year we're "fried pussycat"

[Rise of The Hive]

Your head should be safe Clark I mean ClawOn.

[ecu88]

Yep, this year we're "fried pussycat"

[SIGCHI222]

KK falls down a well, his eyes go cross. He gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know.

[Kevin Greene]