Jurassic World

[Scrumtrilescent]

Every single stupid ass scientist on that island needs to die.  Immediately.  And everyone who goes there.  Pronto.

[CCS]

Rumor is that the science project is a T-Rex, Velocipator, cuttlefish, adder hybrid. That would basically be the ultimate killing machine.

[PandaPancake]

Didn't these scientists learn the first time around? Now they're fusing Dinos?

That's an excellent idea. Let's make a proficient killer... deadlier.

Dr Wong is still there from the first movie

[R0CKnR0LLA]

Looks like they went CGI heavy with everything.

 

Wait, you mean they didn't use real dinosaurs?

[RelaxImaPro]

Cuttlefish?  Wtf

[KSpan]

Wait, you mean they didn't use real dinosaurs?

I know, right? Lame.

[g5jamz]

Anyone wondering if the raptors have been trained? With Pratt riding a motorcycle with them?

 

My first thought was, if velociraptors are running from what's taking chase...you know it must be really really bad. 

 

[PandaPancake]

My first thought was, if velociraptors are running from what's taking chase...you know it must be really really bad.

But in the scene before they were released. I'm going with my theory that they've been trained to help with the running of the park. Herding, tracking, basically what we use dogs for.

[Cary Kollins]

Cuttlefish?  Wtf

 

 

run for your life!

 

 

HERE IT COMES

 

 

 

 

[Captroop]

Why the hell did they go down the road of "genetically altered super monster"!?!!1!? That is a fugging SyFy channel movie!

 

I mean, come on. How friggin' hard is it to make a Jurassic Park sequel? The premise is already perfect. Humans bring dinosaurs back to life with science and think they can control them, but are proven wrong with deadly consequences. It's already perfect! But instead of using an already established framework they decided to take the whole, "Man plays God with science" conceit waaaaaaay too literally and makes a genetically engineered super monster? WTF? You already have the monster from a miracle of science. YOU HAVE FUGGING DINOSAURS! Why do you need to complicate it?

 

Next year, be sure to look out for "Jaws 4: A Giant Shark with a Laser on its Head."

Or "George Romero Presents: Death Race of the Dead: This time zombies drive souped up death mobiles!"

Or "The Bourne Revelations: He remembers who he is and had a mecha suit to take out the president and his ninja assassins."

 

You don't need to shake up the whole formula when you've got something that works!

 

 

And as for the comment about there being way too much CGI, you're absolutely right. There are no practical effects, and it shows. The problem with just filming these action films on a green screen and doing everything in post is it gives the actors NOTHING to work with! Look at the aforementioned Raptor/Motorcycle scene. Notice how Chris Pratt doesn't react at all to the Raptors running by him. Because there's nothing there to look at while he's filming. And as a result it looks totally fake. Even if they are like sheep dogs used for herding, and Pratt is used to seeing them, if your sheep dog runs by you, you still glance at it, react to it in some way. Do something. You don't just stare blankly ahead like you don't realize the director called "Action."

 

When they shot the original Jurassic Park, they told the actors to react to imaginary dinosaurs around them. Then the animators went in and created dinosaurs on their sight-lines, so it looked like they were reacting to seeing something.

 

 

I guess that was too much trouble this time around, what with the miracle of computer graphics and all. And that's the problem. It used to be CGI supported the actors, now the actors have to work around the CGI. And it shows in a big way. And no matter how good computer graphics get, without practical special effects for your actors to play off you will never get a reaction like this:

 

 

 

Of feel like the characters are in real peril like this :

 

 

The end result of these marvels of computer animation is the movie has no soul.

 

Not to mention the 2:07 Mark, which it TOTALLY a rip-off of Aliens:

 

 

 

 

I'm so sorry for the rant. I'm just really upset by this because it's something I was really looking forward to. This is just bad, lazy film making. I'm truly crestfallen at what I've seen in the trailer.

[Cary Kollins]

 

 

I'm so sorry for the rant. I'm just really upset by this because it's something I was really looking forward to. This is just bad, lazy film making. I'm truly crestfallen at what I've seen in the trailer.

 

 

 

I thought it was cheesy as hell too. Maybe it'll be super cheesy but fun, instead of super cheesy and terrible.

 

 

Pratt's character's line about creating the ultimate killing machine or whatever...like that is something out of a highschool film project.

[PanthersClinic]

Too many sequels. Hobbit, Terminator, Star Wars..

 

Matrix 4 next week?

[RelaxImaPro]

 

run for your life!

 

 

HERE IT COMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Somebody needs to tell these guys that Mass Effect is just a game.  In real life cuttlefish aren't really super-advanced robot god killing machines that wipe out all organic life in the galaxy every 50,000 years.

[DirtyMagic97]

Holy poo Chris Pratt's dialogue is cheesy as fug.