A quick tutorial for those that are baffled by posting on their phone.

[heel31ok]

If you get a strange error message STOP HITTING THE POST BUTTON.

Just hit the slick CH logo and your ONE post will magically appear.

Since im dropping some knowledge.

Don't go to Redbox and use that time to bone up on a film. Know your crap BEFORE you go.

Stop saying cheers in your work emails.

Tip better.

Don't tell your co workers about your crush on Gisele in Marketing.

Stop bathing in cheap or old cologne.

Put the shopping cart in the cart locker thingy and stop making Phillip chase them all over the parking lot.

Stop thinking a steady paycheck means you got game with the ladies.

Call your parents if they are alive more often.

Get some cardio 3 times a week and finally.

Don't wear a sports jersey on a date or take a first date to a dollar movie.

Cheers

 

where are these dollar movies you speak of? long time married so it won't violate your rule.

 

[PandaPancake]

Guardians of the Galaxy is only worth a dollar.

cheers

You've made a very powerless enemy

[Happy Panther]

God I hate when people put "Cheers" above their sig. I accept it from my European customers, but if you're from Arkansas GTFOOH with that poo

What if I lived in European places for a decade?

 

Also I like an exclamation point.

 

Cheers!

[Happy Panther]

Cant remember the  original meaning of this thread.  I hate people in the grocery store writing checks 

what's a check?

[Rise of The Hive]

People still write checks lol?

[Doyle]

My mom broke out a check book at the grocery store a few years ago. I had to give her a talking to.

[jackson113]

People who drive in left lane doing five under. People who don't wash hands after going potty.Ah hell people in general...

[pstall]

How about the person who always sends food back no matter where they eat then cause the wait staff to jump thru hoops.

Oh and remember. DO NOT HIT SUBMIT BUTTON AGAIN. Just hit discard and the CH logo.

[PandaPancake]

People who drive in left lane doing five under. People who don't wash hands after going potty.Ah hell people in general...

I don't piss on my hands.

[pstall]

I don't piss on my hands.

Yes but you raise sheep no?

[PandaPancake]

Yes but you raise sheep no?

 

If by raising sheep you mean I rob the Earth of minerals that took millions of years to form then yes.

[Wyank]

If you get a strange error message STOP HITTING THE POST BUTTON.

Just hit the slick CH logo and your ONE post will magically appear.

 

 

Dear Mr pstall,

 

Do you see this post right here?

 

This thread sucks. fug losing seasons. Hindsight is 50/50 er 20/20. fug this thread

 

to the post.  

 

That post was your fault.  That post was a TLDR post, kind of.  My original post was a what if Greg Hardy was on the team this whole season having a historic year and the team was kicking butt.  Long drawn out crap that took me 5 minutes to type on the huddle app.  But I got an error message when clicking that post button and I took your shitty ass advice.   Not one word of it posted.  fug your advice.  

[pstall]

Dear Mr pstall,

Do you see this post right here?

to the post.

That post was your fault. That post was a TLDR post, kind of. My original post was a what if Greg Hardy was on the team this whole season having a historic year and the team was kicking butt. Long drawn out crap that took me 5 minutes to type on the huddle app. But I got an error message when clicking that post button and I took your shitty ass advice. Not one word of it posted. fug your advice.

Go rent Momento and get back to me.

You will change your tune.

Gold star for epic clever screen name.

[pstall]

If by raising sheep you mean I rob the Earth of minerals that took millions of years to form then yes.

Rationalize however you need to.