The Truth - by SCP

[JawnyBlaze]

Wait, are we the Lumina, green beans or chick?

 

We're the green beans, Gettleman is the chick, Rivera is the Lumina and SCP is Shula.

 

[lola]

French style...mmmmm!

[Billy Love]

Do you prefer Italian style green beans, French style green beans, or cut green beans?

As long as the green beans are GREEN ... I'm happy!

[CAB]

so instead of skittles or batteries we get to throw green beans on the field. It can't be yeast rolls because that will attract more Steelers fans.

[PhillyB]

buying SCP a beer is like #16 on my bucket list

[Scrumtrilescent]

I used to always associate my Maw Maw with her green beans, never had any as good as her's.  Now you come in here talking about banging a green bean lady.  Those two mental images are really fuging close to crossing streams.  THISfugINGCLOSE.  

 

 

Thanks, now I'll be in therapy so long, I'll pay for a psychiatrist to send his youngest to college.  And my head doc is my brother.  fug, another layer of psychoses.  It never ends.  

[CAB]

[SOJA]

SCP provides astute social commentary poetically disguised in layman's terms

 

 

beautiful as always

 

 

"sent from the crapper using the carolina huddle app"

[The Saltman]

I just read this while sitting on the can, shitting out green beans I ate at lunch as a side dish to my infamous goat curry.

The irony and flatulence of this thread offends me.

[2jakefansinva]

one of your best............LMAO

[Marguide]

Green beans aside...

We started rebuilding in 2010 with Clausen. So next year will be our 6th season in this supposed rebuild process. News flash! It doesn't take 6 years to rebuild in the NFL.

So what we are doing isn't rebuilding per se. We're kind of floundering around trying to stay reasonably competitive while cleaning up the Hurney contracts as we go along and we are doing it with a very questionable coaching staff.

Choosing to rent Hardy for a year at $13 million has only prolonged the agony. We should have either used that money to clear some more bad contracts or brought in several mid-range vets to keep us competitive. And this has nothing to do with his incident. Keeping him for one year at that price was a luxury we couldn't afford.

So it may not be a case where we should be patient and give the green beans time to cook, rather, we may need someone in the kitchen who actually knows how to cook the damn things.

[PandaPancake]

Cheyenne Panthers has a nice ring to it

[SCP]

Green beans aside...

We started rebuilding in 2010 with Clausen. So next year will be our 6th season in this supposed rebuild process. News flash! It doesn't take 6 years to rebuild in the NFL.

So what we are doing isn't rebuilding per se. We're kind of floundering around trying to stay reasonably competitive while cleaning up the Hurney contracts as we go along and we are doing it with a very questionable coaching staff.

Choosing to rent Hardy for a year at $13 million has only prolonged the agony. We should have either used that money to clear some more bad contracts or brought in several mid-range vets to keep us competitive. And this has nothing to do with his incident. Keeping him for one year at that price was a luxury we couldn't afford.

So it may not be a case where we should be patient and give the green beans time to cook, rather, we may need someone in the kitchen who actually knows how to cook the damn things.

Good points. I'll bet you're an Italian style green bean man.

[Guest]

And it's cut green beans or nuthin. 'Merica dammit