TNF: Cleveland Browns (5-3) at Cincinnati Bengals (5-2-1)

[cookinbrak]

We gon' get raped.....

[gettlemanjack]

Jon Gruden @ Faux_Gruden

Bengals vs Browns . The Battle of Ohio man. It's like the Battle of Gettysburg but in Cincinnati. And instead of guns

there's footballs. Wow

Jon Gruden @ Faux_Gruden

The Bengals need to run Air Freshener X Hook Potato Chip

with a backside Lip Balm blast. That'll get you in the end

zone real quick man

Jon Gruden @ Faux_Gruden

The Browns sure are bringing the blitz tonight man. The word blitz reminds me of Ritz, which is my favorite brand of crackers. I love it man

[CelibatePimp]

Manziel looks like he fell into a bottle of Utz cheese balls.

[CelibatePimp]

How is that an INT? Don't 50-50 balls go to offense?

[Mol3m4n]

Laughed way more than I should have.

[frash.exe]

Watching the Bengals is like watching the Panthers if all the holes were filled. They are probably the most comprehensively talented team in the league and yet they still underachieve no matter what, because Marvin Lewis is really a mediocre coach.

[Mother Grabber]

looks like we're going to get swept by the AFCN this year...swept hard

[ThinkAboutIt]

What happens when anyone plays us?

 

The fact that so many people still don't get this by now is just more evidence why Americans will always be as stupid as they were this past Tuesday. I'm almost ready to root for Ebola.  

[gettlemanjack]

ESPN:

The Browns finished with 52 rushing attempts, the most by any team in a game this season.

[gettlemanjack]

ESPN

Browns: 6 wins this season most in any season since 2007

[gettlemanjack]

ESPN

The Browns are 6-3, their best start through 9 games since 1994

[gettlemanjack]

Newsday:

Brian Hoyer is now 8-3 as the Browns’ starter (heading into tonight's game)

The only Browns QB with a higher winning percentage than Brian Hoyer's (9-3, .750): The legendary HOFer Otto Graham

[gettlemanjack]

The Browns 21 point victory is the club’s largest road win since 1993

[KillerKat]

With the Panthers having a shitty season, a Browns vs Cardinals Super Bowl would make me happy.