Dumbest player in the league?

[Mr. Scot]

The Cowboys might just have a contender for that title.

 

PFT: Arrest video shows Joseph Randle making more bad decisions

 

As if weren’t bad enough that Cowboys running back Joseph Randle stole underwear and a tester bottle of cologne from a Dillard’s at a local mall, he showed an utter lack of self-awareness while being booked by police.

Video from the Frisco City Jail, obtained by CBSDFW 11, showed Randle cracking jokes, making unauthorized cell phone calls, and worrying about whether his arrest would end up in the media.

Perhaps the dumbest part (though stealing underwear and a tester bottle of cologne with the word “Guilty in its name is plenty dumb) was an exchange with a female officer.

“If I give you $100 can you give me a massage?” Randle asked.

He called his agent in an effort to bond out in time to make practice as well, and asked cops: “Hey, is this going to be on the news? You think?”

You think, indeed.

The night he was busted, he told cops that if he knew he’d be arrested, he’d have simply kept walking when approached by a mall security guard.

Coupled with his actions at the jailhouse, it’s clear the guy has no respect for other people’s property, the law or common sense.

 

The video in question can be found here.

[Falcons1stPanthers2nd]

what a fuging moron.

[Mr. Scot]

But at least he smells good and has clean underwear, right?

[PanthersClinic]

Stealing from large chain stores isn't so bad on the  moral scale. They should just make him pay it back 10-fold or however many fold based on how many get away with theft.