Whatcha wearing for halloween?

[h0llywood]

That definitely beats my fallback costume. 

 

I dress in traditional Arab garb and I have a belt of dynamite sticks wrapped around my waist.

 

LOL depending on where you go, that may not end too well.

[PanthaSan]

Yeah, I get some folks riled.  Especially Vets.

 

Then I show them my VA card and explain that it's a joke.

 

Fun times, fun times....

[Ja Rhule]

Yeah, I get some folks riled.  Especially Vets.

 

Then I show them my VA card and explain that it's a joke.

 

Fun times, fun times....

 

Go walk around jewish senagog

[Niner National]

I bought lederhosen while I was in Munich for Oktoberfest, so I'll probably just wear the traditional Oktoberfest costume. I don't feel like buying anything else.

[Ja Rhule]

[Cary Kollins]

Got this on the way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Costume-Multicolor-Standard/dp/B002LDF4EG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1413923995&sr=8-3&keywords=robot+costume

[Peppers90 NC]

underwear + apron + stache = walter whizite

[OneBadCat]

Going as Patrick Bateman

[pstall]

Not sure yet. Will figure it out.

[cookinbrak]

Unemployed, and the grandbabies are in Vegas. Not even carving pumpkins this year.

[CarolinaNCSU]

Random Google image, but this could be a potential hit with the ladies. 50 Shades of Grey for those who need help. 

 

[Luck's neckbeard]

Random Google image, but this could be a potential hit with the ladies. 50 Shades of Grey for those who need help.

Gayest novels ever. Funny story though....

So I'm having a cookout over the 4th; my brother, our cousin, a few friends, their wives/girlfriends. No children. All the men were outside drinking beers and chilling while I grilled and the ladies were inside talking. We could hear them chatting through the deck screen and they were talking about movies. Then one of them started talking about the 50 Shades movie that's coming out and they were all "OMG I CANT WAIT I LOVE 50 SHADES IT'S SO HOT!!!"

My brother turns around in his chair and yells at his wife, "Alexis you goddamn liar! I handcuffed you when we were in college and you started crying when I slapped you." Then one of my buddies chimed in, "Ditto with my lovely ball n chain!"

Beer. I spewed it all over myself. I desperately wanted to exclaim my wife liked it but I was too scared. I was already in trouble with the Mrs. for giving our dog beer, & subsequently spilling it on the new sofa, a few nights earlier.

[Luck's neckbeard]

Anybody dating or married to a midget? You could wear a horse costume and wear her as a feedbag.

[PandaPancake]

I'm going to be awesome.