How bout them cowboys

[MichaelNewtonII]

Looking good this year wow

[KillerKat]

Just wait. They'll start imploding at some point. Happens every year.

[Squirrel]

Someone take the bullets away from the Cowboys.  They are shooting themselves in the foot.

[Mother Grabber]

hooray for Alice, and all of the other Cowboy fanboys.

 

lots of Aikman and Smith jerseys getting dusted off today.

[MichaelNewtonII]

hooray for Alice, and all of the other Cowboy fanboys.

lots of Aikman and Smith jerseys getting dusted off today.

i thought Alice was a saints fan

[Mother Grabber]

i thought Alice was a saints fan

 

this is the crux of this thread.

 

tl;dr - Phalice is a fair weather fan, and covers it up with transparent self deprecating humor

 

 

Phalice got busted last year for going all emo and posting about how he was giving up on the Taints and going to be a big Douche fan...I believe it was after they lost to Carolina.  The post was copied and pasted here, though he continues to claim he didn't post it, like everything else he's ever be caught doing...eg posting on Neo-nazi forums.

 

So, now that the Taints suck again and the Boieeez are rolling, we've all be joking that he's a Dallas fan.  He starts this thread as an attempt to be sarcastic and show his extraordinary wit, and to also perform passive aggressive damage control over his knee jerk admission of being a Douche fan.

 

The problem is that it is embarrassingly transparent, and he very likely is watching the D games with an old Aikman jersey on squealing like a little school girl at a Justin Bieber concert.  He just won't come on here an admit it honestly.  He'll continue to show support for them in a backhanded way, with lame attempts at self deprecating humor, while they are in fact based on his true feelings.  Meanwhile, his Breesus and Cooks jerseys are lining his dog's bed.

[Tub of Goo]

Their offensive line is the real deal. Why Murray is killing it.

They've used like their past 3 first rounders on olinenman right?