The thread everyone has been waiting for...My Panthers nicknames thread

[KillerKat]

Just thought I'd have some fun after a win. Here's some nicknames I've given to all the players on our roster:

"Super" Mario Addison

"Serious" Derek Anderson

Jason "The Anti-Virus" Avant

Byron "Turnstile" Bell

Kelvin "Big Hands" Benjamin

Bene Ben-wiki-wiki (scratch table sound effects)

Brenton "BB Gun" Bersin

Chase "Fire" Blackburn

Tre "Not In" Boston

Richie "Broccoli"

Philly "Speedy" Brown

Antoine "Just Incason"

Nate "Not your Friend" Chandler

Colin "Big Clog" Cole

Jerricho "Break the Walls" Cotchery

Thomas "Iron Man" Davis

Thomas "Head in De Clouds"

Ed "Big" Dickson

Kony "Dark Alley" Ealy

Dwan "Swan" Edwards

Brain "Good Folk-erts"

David "I Pity The Fou"-calt

"Honey Grahams" Gano

Charles "Oh my God-frey"

Roman "Harping" Harper

Wes "Hornet" Horton

Ben "Ren Ten" Jacobs

JJ "Too Many J's" Jansen

Charles "Hard" Johnson

Colin "Not Colon" Jones

Ryan "Big Meal" Kalil

AJ "In-Klein"

Luke "The Freak" Kuech

Star "Bright" Lotulelei

Cam "Bam Bam" Newton

Josh "Lake" Norman

Brad "Fort" Nortman

Andrew "Big Show" Norwell

Chris "OG Banana"

Greg "Thor" Olsen

Darren "Grim Reaver"

Kawann "Not So" Short

"Not A Mini" Silatolu

DJ "Turn it up" Smith

Jonathan "Tour de France Trainee" Stewart

Trai "Truckin" Turner

Fernando "El Paso" Velasco

Joe "Charlotte's" Webb

Melvin "Not" White

Fozzy "Waka Waka" Whittaker

Brandon "Swole" Williams

DeAngelo "Warrior" Williams

Jason "Pacing" Williams

[SOJA]

Melvin "Not" White

 

Tre "Not in" Boston

 

I always get my boys Not and Not in confused

[Redaes]

Drink your juice & go to bed.

[JJman]

Lol Ed Big Dickson

Wes Horton, Cam Newton, and Ryan Kalil ones are all pretty good.

Obi-Wan Kanobi is the only nickname for Ogbannanananannanayayayayyaya whatever it is

People should stop trying for Benjamin, KB/KB13/Benji are all pretty good.

[KillerKat]

Lol Ed Big Dickson

Wes Horton, Cam Newton, and Ryan Kalil ones are all pretty good.

Obi-Wan Kanobi is the only nickname for Ogbannanananannanayayayayyaya whatever it is

People should stop trying for Benjamin, KB/KB13/Benji are all pretty good.

Oh well I tried.

[Zithers]

kk short is king kong

star lotulelei is... star CTHULUlelei

greg hardy's kraken

charles johnson is the minotaur (bulldawgs, bull rush moves, etc)

 

gotta stick with the monster nicknames dude

[4Corners]

Killer "time to stop boozing and go to sleep" Kat

[MurkN]

I think "Downtown" Philly Brown has a ring to it.

[KillerKat]

Yea I know some have established ones, but I tried to make new ones.

[Diehardpanther02]

Lol cant tell which players your not to fond of.

[Lemory]

You should be in a Pepsi commercial.

[Swaggasaurus]

How long this take?

[KillerKat]

How long this take?

20-25 minutes while watching other games.

[B.BERSIN]

BB Guy, that's a nice one IMO.