CLT B-day help

[Jackofalltrades]

My wife and I haven't done anything for each other's birthday in a long time. Fortunately God opened a new door for me and I make more than double than I did and my last job and it's awesome.

So...her b day is Nov 18 and I want to do something nice, but reasonable. We live in Kannapolis so I thought about a nice dinner and stay at a hotel for the night in Clt that offers a spa package.

Any ideas or recommendations for restaurants or hotels?

[Panthro]

If you go to the Ritz they have BLT inside and a spa associated with the hotel. Very Nice. 

 

We go up there every year for a night. Not sure how reasonable but they sometimes have a pkg.

 

http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Properties/Charlotte/Reservations/Packages/Default.htm

[Panthro]

Ballentyne resort is supposed to be really nice but I haven't been my self. ...bc you know. ..its ballentyne

[rmsanger]

My wife and I haven't done anything for each other's birthday in a long time. Fortunately God opened a new door for me and I make more than double than I did and my last job and it's awesome.

So...her b day is Nov 18 and I want to do something nice, but reasonable. We live in Kannapolis so I thought about a nice dinner and stay at a hotel for the night in Clt that offers a spa package.

Any ideas or recommendations for restaurants or hotels?

"I wanna do something nice for my wife on her birthday." First thought; get a hotel so I can get laid. Yes, that's exactly how your wife will translate this. Shut up. I am right.

Listen up, kid. A day together at a spa and night out for dinner is a very nice gesture and she would sincerely enjoy it. However, all that's gonna get you is a quick pity f*ck that night at the hotel. That's it. All day spent bored out of your mind for a quick lay you could've gotten at home.

Do it right. Don't tell her anything. On her birthday, surprise her with breakfast in bed. Then tell her to hurry up & get ready because her limo is waiting outside. Tell her not where she's going. Send her off in the limo for an entire day at the spa getting pampered. You stay at home. You get to clean the house. And I don't mean throwing the laundry in the closet & quickly sweeping up the floors. You put your big boy panties on & tear through that house like a Mexican cleaning lady on crack. Clean that house from top to bottom. Kids, if you have them, are excellent free labor. Once the house is super clean you send the kids off to their grandparents or friends for the night. Now you cook a full course meal for two. Set the table with candles & roses. Throw rose pedals all over the bed, women like that crap. Set the bathroom up with rose pedals & candles. Now go to the other bathroom & take a bath you smelly, sweaty f*ck. Don't forget to shave and brush your teeth. Put on a nice dress shirt. And deodorant.

Now your wife arrives back home late that evening in the limo. Her day consisted of surprise breakfast in bed & a surprise day at the spa getting pampered like a queen. She's just as happy as can be and feels absolutely wonderful. She just can't wait to give you a big ole hug & slap a wet kiss on you. Now she opens the door & receives another surprise when she sees a spotless, clean home. By now her lady parts are really getting tingly. She walks inside & sees a candlelit dining room set for a romantic dinner for 2. Then she spots your big sexy ass laying across the sofa with one leg propped up. You tell her it's time to eat dinner, the bubble bath & champagne are waiting. SPLASH. Dem panties are soaked, bro.

Be sure to eat your vegetables during dinner. You're gonna need them. She is gonna f*ck your brains out. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

You're welcome.

[Arroz con Panther]

"I wanna do something nice for my wife on her birthday." First thought; get a hotel so I can get laid. Yes, that's exactly how your wife will translate this. Shut up. I am right.

Listen up, kid. A day together at a spa and night out for dinner is a very nice gesture and she would sincerely enjoy it. However, all that's gonna get you is a quick pity f*ck that night at the hotel. That's it. All day spent bored out of your mind for a quick lay you could've gotten at home.

Do it right. Don't tell her anything. On her birthday, surprise her with breakfast in bed. Then tell her to hurry up & get ready because her limo is waiting outside. Tell her not where she's going. Send her off in the limo for an entire day at the spa getting pampered. You stay at home. You get to clean the house. And I don't mean throwing the laundry in the closet & quickly sweeping up the floors. You put your big boy panties on & tear through that house like a Mexican cleaning lady on crack. Clean that house from top to bottom. Kids, if you have them, are excellent free labor. Once the house is super clean you send the kids off to their grandparents or friends for the night. Now you cook a full course meal for two. Set the table with candles & roses. Throw rose pedals all over the bed, women like that crap. Set the bathroom up with rose pedals & candles. Now go to the other bathroom & take a bath you smelly, sweaty f*ck. Don't forget to shave and brush your teeth. Put on a nice dress shirt. And deodorant.

Now your wife arrives back home late that evening in the limo. Her day consisted of surprise breakfast in bed & a surprise day at the spa getting pampered like a queen. She's just as happy as can be and feels absolutely wonderful. She just can't wait to give you a big ole hug & slap a wet kiss on you. Now she opens the door & receives another surprise when she sees a spotless, clean home. By now her lady parts are really getting tingly. She walks inside & sees a candlelit dining room set for a romantic dinner for 2. Then she spots your big sexy ass laying across the sofa with one leg propped up. You tell her it's time to eat dinner, the bubble bath & champagne are waiting. SPLASH. Dem panties are soaked, bro.

Be sure to eat your vegetables during dinner. You're gonna need them. She is gonna f*ck your brains out. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

You're welcome.

Even I just got turned on reading that...

[MichaelNewtonII]

"I wanna do something nice for my wife on her birthday." First thought; get a hotel so I can get laid. Yes, that's exactly how your wife will translate this. Shut up. I am right.

Listen up, kid. A day together at a spa and night out for dinner is a very nice gesture and she would sincerely enjoy it. However, all that's gonna get you is a quick pity f*ck that night at the hotel. That's it. All day spent bored out of your mind for a quick lay you could've gotten at home.

Do it right. Don't tell her anything. On her birthday, surprise her with breakfast in bed. Then tell her to hurry up & get ready because her limo is waiting outside. Tell her not where she's going. Send her off in the limo for an entire day at the spa getting pampered. You stay at home. You get to clean the house. And I don't mean throwing the laundry in the closet & quickly sweeping up the floors. You put your big boy panties on & tear through that house like a Mexican cleaning lady on crack. Clean that house from top to bottom. Kids, if you have them, are excellent free labor. Once the house is super clean you send the kids off to their grandparents or friends for the night. Now you cook a full course meal for two. Set the table with candles & roses. Throw rose pedals all over the bed, women like that crap. Set the bathroom up with rose pedals & candles. Now go to the other bathroom & take a bath you smelly, sweaty f*ck. Don't forget to shave and brush your teeth. Put on a nice dress shirt. And deodorant.

Now your wife arrives back home late that evening in the limo. Her day consisted of surprise breakfast in bed & a surprise day at the spa getting pampered like a queen. She's just as happy as can be and feels absolutely wonderful. She just can't wait to give you a big ole hug & slap a wet kiss on you. Now she opens the door & receives another surprise when she sees a spotless, clean home. By now her lady parts are really getting tingly. She walks inside & sees a candlelit dining room set for a romantic dinner for 2. Then she spots your big sexy ass laying across the sofa with one leg propped up. You tell her it's time to eat dinner, the bubble bath & champagne are waiting. SPLASH. Dem panties are soaked, bro.

Be sure to eat your vegetables during dinner. You're gonna need them. She is gonna f*ck your brains out. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

You're welcome.

what he said ^