Accidentally used dog shampoo

[PandaPancake]

I was in the shower and accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Which isn't a cause for concern but I've been staring at this bag of food on the table for the last hour. And I have a desire to bark at every noise.

 

Am I going to die?

[MurkN]

Sounds pretty fun compared to catching Ebola.

[Mr. Scot]

No.  And on the plus side, you shouldn't have to worry about fleas for a while.

[Kevin Greene]

Go hump your Girl Friends leg and see what happens.

[Rise of The Hive]

RIP

[PandaPancake]

Go hump your Girl Friends leg and see what happens.

 

She's out. We're in a constant struggle with watching soccer. As I prefer Barclays and she claims she can't get through their accents which makes me give her weird looks with her Mexican accent.

 

I do have to say my hair smells good.

[Kevin Greene]

She's out. We're in a constant struggle with watching soccer. As I prefer Barclays and she claims she can't get through their accents which makes me give her weird looks with her Mexican accent.

 

I do have to say my hair smells good.

 

 

Alright, lay on the couch and lick your balls and report back.

 

 

[PandaPancake]

[heel31ok]

I was in the shower and accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Which isn't a cause for concern but I've been staring at this bag of food on the table for the last hour. And I have a desire to bark at every noise.

 

Am I going to die?

 

just don't chase any parked cars.

 

[Kevin Greene]

Always better the second time.

[PandaPancake]

Always better the second time.

 

 

Someone used Google Translate

[Brooklyn Bully]

See if you can lick your balls.

[PanthaSan]

Alright, lay on the couch and lick your balls and report back.

 

 

 

Dude, don't do it.  That's how Lorne Greene died.

 

He used to do those Alpo commercials and apparently got curious and tried some.  He really liked the flavor, I am told.

 

One day, he was on the couch licking his balls, fell off and broke his neck.

 

True story.....

[SmokinwithWilly]

I was in the shower and accidentally used the dog's shampoo. Which isn't a cause for concern but I've been staring at this bag of food on the table for the last hour. And I have a desire to bark at every noise.

 

Am I going to die?

Now you can go take a dump in the front yard. It's ok. I swear.