Cam Newton is the sensei of nicknames

[Swedish Butt-Whistle]

lmfao... his facial expressions are fuging gold. 

[csx]

Alright, let's see if we can work this out.

Joe Schmo = Joe Webb

DA, Go Meister = Derek Anderson

Tub of Goo = Mike Tolbert

Play to Pace? Plate of Paste? = ???

Chunky Soup = ???

Pinky = ???

Benji = Kelvin Benjamin

Schmoo = ???

Bando = ???

Rhyno = ???

B Bell = Byron Bell

Mauler = ???

Swole Bones = Brandon Williams

Ed, Edd & Eddie = Ed Dickson?

Mucas = Marcus Lucas

Javantay = Jason Avant

J Co = Jerricho Cotchery

Ace Boogie = Cam Newton

Omarion = Lache Seastrunk

Riverboat, Chico = Ron Rivera

Can anyone help out with the unknowns? We might have to get Zod on this to do some locker room detective work.

Rhino could be Kalil

Pinky could be Williams

I think the answer to some of these are in This Is Gross podcasts.

[Mr. Scot]

Alright, let's see if we can work this out.

 

Joe Schmo = Joe Webb

DA, Go Meister = Derek Anderson

Tub of Goo = Mike Tolbert

Play to Pace? Plate of Paste? = ???

Chunky Soup = ???

Pinky = ???

Benji = Kelvin Benjamin

Schmoo = ???

Bando = ???

Rhyno = ???

B Bell = Byron Bell

Mauler = ???

Swole Bones = Brandon Williams

Ed, Edd & Eddie = Ed Dickson?

Mucas = Marcus Lucas

Javantay = Jason Avant

J Co = Jerricho Cotchery

Ace Boogie = Cam Newton

Omarion = Lache Seastrunk

Riverboat, Chico = Ron Rivera

 

Can anyone help out with the unknowns? We might have to get Zod on this to do some locker room detective work.

 

Rhino could be Kalil

Pinky could be Williams

I think the answer to some of these are in This Is Gross podcasts.

 

Thought the same on those two.

 

Go Meister is probably Greg Olsen, not Derek Anderson. I think he only meant DA as Anderson's nickname.

 

I think 'Mauler' might be Silatolu. 'Bando' might be Fernando Velasco.

 

Others? 

[smash_n_dash]

Perhaps chunky soup is Bersin because of the hair like Clay Matthews who is sponsored by chunky soup.

Rhyno (why is it a y instead of an i) could be Ryan Kalil

And does anyone in the team resemble Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, either physical appearance or behavior?

[Vagrant]

I have some guesses:

 

Chunky Soup - Stew .... get it?

Pinky - DeAngelo for his hair?

Play to Pace - Brockel  .... only because he seemed to be going by position

Rhino - Ryan Kalil

 

 

[Mr. Scot]

I have some guesses:

Chunky Soup - Stew .... get it?

Pinky - DeAngelo for his hair?

Play to Pace - Brockel .... only because he seemed to be going by position

Rhino - Ryan Kalil

I couldn't really even get what that third one was supposed to be

[Kuhndog94]

I watched the whole thing. I love this guy.

Reporter: " What do you remember about Mike Mitchell [from] going against him in practice"

Cam: "I remember a lot" *troll face*

Someone get this man a Lombardi.

[top dawg]

See, Chico.

 

Yes! Finally!  All the over emotional, misguided dorks who have whined and complained about Rivera's nickname being disrespectful can basically shut the hell up.  Or. perhaps they want to continue by saying how racist and immature Cam is for referring to Rivera as "Chico"...

 

Hopefully this will put an end to it.  

 

Chico at 12:51 sons o' bitches!

[Vagrant]

I couldn't really even get what that third one was supposed to be

 

I couldn't either until I looked at the video queue and saw that "On pace to play" .... I'm not sure if it's Brockel but it seems like he's one of those hustle guys that sets the pace. I wonder if it's "on pace to play" as in constantly being injured and going every week like Stewart or if it's "pace to play" like having a fast pace to their play.

[Zithers]

brockel is mauler. i remember him saying that back in 2011.

[PhillyB]

schmoo = KB

[CRA]

This again just shows how pathetic the media is when they tried to create a Donkey Kong scandal

[Mr. Scot]

This again just shows how pathetic the media is when they tried to create a Donkey Kong scandal

 

Yeah, but I actually wound up enjoying that whole thing given the way it ended