We're 2-0 you feckless avalanches of wilting children

[TheNewStandard]

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[updownsigma]

sweet jesus god, the gameday thread and chat was like sitting through a hailstorm of brat tears and 49ers fans punting their year-old flatbrims back into closets filled with pokemon paraphanalia and drake posters. i try not to hate on our fans because we all have our cohort of insufferable milquetoasts, but god damn from cam's first incompletion we had gutless shrimp calling for derek anderson to start.

 

instead, cam threw for 281 yards and a TD, coming up aces in critical situations on multiple drives. avant caught a touchdown. defense balled out with multiple sacks (including 2.5 from hardy backup mario addison in the waning moments of the game.) philly brown looked great. stew was effective enough, with a modest 3 ypc but a TD. offensive line handled suh for the most part, and the secondary handled calvin johnson for the most part, two of the best players in the league at their position. shula called an effective second half, adjusting to burgeoning weaknesses in the secondary

 

 

 

 

….and now we're 2-0, without our starting back, right end, and an injury-stifled quarterback. so please stop being giant perspectiveless baby posters on this forum for the next 14 weeks while we finish out this season kicking ass. we're having too much fun for your bullshit.

 

 

  

 

I was worried you were going to keep those embedded spoilers going and I'd be sitting here clicking for 30 minutes trying to get to the bottom

[LUUUUUKE]

sweet jesus god, the gameday thread and chat was like sitting through a hailstorm of brat tears and 49ers fans punting their year-old flatbrims back into closets filled with pokemon paraphanalia and drake posters. i try not to hate on our fans because we all have our cohort of insufferable milquetoasts, but god damn from cam's first incompletion we had gutless shrimp calling for derek anderson to start.

instead, cam threw for 281 yards and a TD, coming up aces in critical situations on multiple drives. avant caught a touchdown. defense balled out with multiple sacks (including 2.5 from hardy backup mario addison in the waning moments of the game.) philly brown looked great. stew was effective enough, with a modest 3 ypc but a TD. offensive line handled suh for the most part, and the secondary handled calvin johnson for the most part, two of the best players in the league at their position. shula called an effective second half, adjusting to burgeoning weaknesses in the secondary

….and now we're 2-0, without our starting back, right end, and an injury-stifled quarterback. so please stop being giant perspectiveless baby posters on this forum for the next 14 weeks while we finish out this season kicking ass. we're having too much fun for your bullshit.

Much much better :-)

[csx]

Generally...the gameday threads will make you a miserable person. I avoid them completely. Nothing good happens in them.....ever.

[Sam Mills Fan]

Panthers fans are generally smarter than your average team's fans, but also more fearful. Not sure if the Panthers attract nerds more or if this is some southern thing. It's always been like this though.

[The_Mango55]

My biggest problem with the game threads are the dozens of calls for Shula's head every time there's an incomplete pass or a run play that gets less than 2 yards.

 

I'm not a big fan of Shula, but jeez give it a rest. Just because a play doesn't work doesn't mean it's proof of gross incompetence.

[csx]

Panthers fans are generally smarter than your average team's fans, but also more fearful. Not sure if the Panthers attract nerds more or if this is some southern thing. It's always been like this though.

I completely disagree about the intelligence factor. Unless this place and the stadium are an anomaly.