"They talking about us" - Lions forum sweep

[London Loves Luke]

So after a week of reading hillbilly insults and wild predictions on the Tampa forums I've finally managed to stop laughing at the biblical comedown that they've fallen into: 

 

 

On to the Lions, I thought I'd post some of the best quotes and threads from their forums so far. On the whole there's a mixture of tempered optimism after the Giants blow out, healthy respect of our defense + new WRs and some "hilarious" reaction to SCPs gameweek post. 

 

The Den - Already some Huddlers (Maulclaw, Razor) representing here.

http://det.scout.com/forums/1801-the-den/13133705-active-panthers-community?s=93&p=1

"Panthers defense is legit. Lions need to bring their "A" game. If we protect Stafford....there will be plays to be made down field for the Lions. We must give protection because we WILL NOT be running the ball against this defense.....especially with what we saw on monday night."

This joker: 

I've lived in Charlotte for 10 years now and I can tell you a lot about the Panther fan base. It is an extremely uninformed bunch as a whole. Bank of America Stadium is not a "live" stadium and is very Road team friendly.

I'd give you pie....but there's no pie tab.

 

Detroit lions forum: Not much posted yet but great thread title and SCPs post shows up to cause equal amounts of anger and respect

Lions 27 Panthers 8

How dare someone write so much hate and filth in a game week thread. Is nothing sacred? Taking shots at a city, its citizens, and finally using a sick sense of humor to devolve back to 3rd grade by telling us all to suck it. What's next? Poop humor? An outrage I tell you. 

 

As expected, nothing on the official forum apart from:

I am 37 year old disabled Vet attending my first game ever on sept.14th. I will be in the nosebleeds and am hoping i will not be completly surrounded by panther fans. Please tell me there will be some of our den here. I believe i will be in section 500's. Is there a way to get autographs or pictures. Any advice would be greatly apreciated on making thos experance even better.

Hope he enjoys his first game and the trip to BofA.

 

 

[Kettle]

Ill be in the 5s, and will let him know he is in the wrong city.

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[London Loves Luke]

Gameweek thread from the Lions Report. Not sure I understand all of it (we don't get "moundbillies" in London) but it seems pretty entertaining.  

 

So the Lions travel to the land of racists and biscuits after a Monday night win. After beating the NY little goober brigade down, Lions fans should be excited. However, this Carolina team should be solid and their fans have postponed the Bigfoot hunting season to take notice. 

The Lions will have some obstacles to face beginning with the flight into Banjoville. If any of those tuhbacky chawin’ yocals see a flyin’ contraption that close to their compound, they might just think it is something to take a shot at with ol’ Betsy. Let’s hope they are too busy stuffin’ “all the way” slop burgers down their stained wife-beater covered pot bellies to take aim out the trailer window. Speaking of wife beaters, we heard y’all gots one dem on your foosball team. We will forgive you though because justice is on its way, and its name is the Lions’ D. Y’alls might want to learn that Cam another gear or his superman pose is going to be more akin to ruptured spleenman. 

Certainly that government bailout stadium will be full of Krispy Kreme triple XLs stuffed into mesh midriff #1 jerseys. By the way, there’s a whole other set of squigglies that come after that. They’re called numbers and if you see them on anything flying, it is not a UFO or a hurricane. It is likely Megatron burning your secondary for a TD. I digress. This should be a good test for the Lions. Either they will be put into their rightful place by a better Panther team or they will come through and send the moundbillies back to their FEMA trailers to wash away the pain in moonshine and a VHS recorded Richard Petty marathon.

What the hell, pass the kool-aid. 

Lions 27, Curaliner 17

 

[JJman]

Lol.

Makes me grateful for SCP

[Jackofalltrades]

I'll give credit where due, that is funny. It doesn't rise to SCP's level, but funny nonetheless.

What's funny is everything he said about us, I've seen firsthand in Michigan and even in that run down shithole of a city they call Detroit.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

[Jeremy Igo]

I'm using this month's Amazon revenue to buy a city block of Detroit.

[JJman]

I'll give credit where due, that is funny. It doesn't rise to SCP's level, but funny nonetheless.

What's funny is everything he said about us, I've seen firsthand in Michigan and even in that run down shithole of a city they call Detroit.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

I was born in NC and come there multiple times a year and I see none of what the dude said. It would've of been more funny if I could I understand the cracks he was trying to make at us...

Regardless, I'm pretty sure every state has a "southern" part of town.

[RoaringRiot]

Decent attempt. Nowhere near the level of SCP though.

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[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

From: the state that brought the world juggalos

[Chaos]

Are they sure they aren't playing the Saints this week?  Clearly someone has never been south of motor city, America's version of Beirut.

[csx]

To be honest the second quote is mostly true.

[Cary Kollins]

From: the state that brought the world juggalos

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[ItsNotGonnaBeAlright]

I'm using this month's Amazon revenue to buy a city block of Detroit.

A whole month? Prices have risen.

[Jeremy Igo]

From: the state that brought the world juggalos