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Lions week! Detroit "Bout to get Rocked" City


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Excuse me, before I start typing I need to scrape something off the bottom of my shoe that has been bothering me all day. Just one second.....  OK, turns out it wasn't much.  It was just a pirate eye patch.  Some Bucs fan must have tossed it out the window of his Cube after the loss on Sunday.  It must have stuck to the sole of my shoe whilst I was performing the happy dance after my Panthers crammed a big fat piece of suck it pie up those pirate booties. 

 

24 hour rule has come and gone.  Enjoy the win but file it away. Now that we escaped that 79 point throttling the ass pirates were supposed to hand us, it's time to move on to the next team on our schedule.  This team hales from the one place in America that is nastier than a Pilates class in Metarie, LA filled with female Steeler fans.  Detroit.  De-twah.  Rock City.  A place so depressing and disconnected from society that one of the major auto makers actually started a marketing program built around their product being "Imported from Detroit".  Michigan, the only state in the union that saw a decrease in population according to the last census.  This once proud manufacturing city has crumbled under corrupt politics.   Sandwiched between Toledo, the skidmark of northwest Ohio, and Windsor, the herpie of southwest Ontario, Detroit proudly pumps out Ford Fusion's by the train car full.  Union workers are making $800/hour to slap a Ford emblem on the bumper making a $3000 car retail for $40,000.  Then it’s off to the Windsor Ballet (google that poo) to stack a roll of quarters on stage and watch the magic happen.  

 

Meanwhile driving through North and South Carolina, I’m stuck behind some unemployed 400lb Michigan transplant driving his 1984 Aerostar full of kids with ketchup stained KISS t-shirts.  How do I know they have stains on their shirts?  Because once the exhaust clears I can get a great view of every passenger through the 8 inch rust holes in the front and rear quarter panels of the mini-van.  Littered with Red Wings stickers and a “My kid can beat up your Honor Student” bumper sticker, these vehicles cause more pollution than a factory in Beijing China .  You can normally spot these vans in the drive-thru at any fast food joint.  They are the ones who have to open the front door to place an order and then again to receive the order because the window hasn't rolled down since Bruce Springsteen was relevant.  Honk if you see one and make sure to welcome them to the south.  They might complain about the heat and humidity but they had the best "fire the GM" campaign when they held the Millen-Man March to fire Matt Millen.  For that they deserve a little respect. 

 

As for the game this week, well, who knows what to expect.  It looks like we have the makings of a serviceable offensive line.  Our wide receivers are good enough to get the job done.  And by gawd we are getting Cam back after a great performance by Dmotherf**kinA. Our defense had a pretty good game but Luke is not satisfied.  Neither is Riverboat.  He is so intense his transition lenses still haven’t turned clear even after he enters a dark film room.  Nippleshorts is busy doing work clearing cap space for the future.  This team means business.  Not business as usual, but a new kind of business.  An ass kicking business.  The Lions will roll into town with a beast at WR, a top tier QB, and a defensive lineman that has the potential to be one of the best in the game.  You know what?  None of that poo matters.  Because this is a new breed of Panther football.  BofA Stadium is going to be rocking.  It’s time to send a message to the NFL by putting our foot on the throats of every team we face.  Suck it Detroit.

 

Panthers 24

Lions 17

 
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Is it bad that I don't even have to read SCP's work, he just automatically gets pie?

Yes. This is must read stuff! And I don't agree with SCP that this one is less than top notch. Images of old vans are going to haunt me.

The fact he often writes these gems while on the road has me looking sideways walking through airports and hotels , studying ostensible businessmen bent over their keyboards, wondering if I have spotted the elusive SCP.

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    • 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜) . ¿Cómo llamar a 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 desde Estados Unidos? Summary. 𝓢𝓲 𝓼𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪 𝓬ó𝓶𝓸 𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻 𝓪 𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪 𝒜𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓪, 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓵𝓪 𝓵í𝓷𝓮𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓪 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐞 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐩𝐮𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +� 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨,  𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐲 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐚ñ𝐚, 𝐞𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐞𝐬 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜).  
    • 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜) . ¿Cómo llamar a 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 desde Estados Unidos? Summary. 𝓢𝓲 𝓼𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪 𝓬ó𝓶𝓸 𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻 𝓪 𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪 𝒜𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓪, 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓵𝓪 𝓵í𝓷𝓮𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓪 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐞 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐩𝐮𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +� 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨,  𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐲 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐚ñ𝐚, 𝐞𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐞𝐬 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜).  
    • 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜) . ¿Cómo llamar a 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 desde Estados Unidos? Summary. 𝓢𝓲 𝓼𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪 𝓬ó𝓶𝓸 𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻 𝓪 𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪 𝒜𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓭𝓮 𝓾𝓼𝓪, 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓵𝓪 𝓵í𝓷𝓮𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓪 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐞 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨, 𝐩𝐮𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜). 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧  𝔸𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤, 𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐬 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬: 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐄.𝐔𝐔., 𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐚𝐥 +� 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐞𝐧 𝐌é𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨,  𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜); 𝐲 𝐞𝐧 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐚ñ𝐚, 𝐞𝐥 𝐧ú𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐞𝐬 + 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚+𝟏-𝟖𝟔𝟔-𝟖𝟐𝟗-𝟏𝟐𝟔𝟐 (𝐸𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒹𝑜𝓈 𝒰𝓃𝒾𝒹𝑜𝓈) 𝑜 𝒶𝓁 +𝟓𝟐-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝟒𝟔𝟏-𝟎𝟖𝟖𝟎 (𝑀é𝓍𝒾𝒸𝑜).  
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