Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

[MadHatter]

I'm still waiting to hear where all these Bucs fans creating new accounts within the last 48 hours have been since 2013.

Middle school

[panthersfanscantread]

I'm still waiting to hear where all these Bucs fans creating new accounts within the last 48 hours have been since 2013.

MadHatter's house

[panthersfanscantread]

Or trailer

[Growl]

Tampa fans on Luke Kuechly are like that crazy girl you broke up with in high school that wanted everybody to know how just awful you are but nobody would listen because nobody cared about you. turns out she threw knives at pictures of you and stuff and tried to kill you at your 10 year reunion

they want people to care about Lavonte David, but nobody can bring themselves to do so, so the 6 of them resort to fondling each other over on PR while mumbling silent, psychotic incantantions about that darned Luke kuechly and his good for nothing DROY/DPOY awards

has anyone noticed there is like a weekly crythread on luke kuechly there?

he broke up with you, nobody cares, let it go lol

[MadHatter]

Winning a popularity contest? Not mad at all. Your boy, Gomer, trying to pimp him out as being on a whole other level than David? That's just laughable.

Please remove David's ******* from your mouth the next time you speak. We are having trouble understanding your garbled speech.

[MadHatter]

MadHatter's house

Yep...and you did a piss poor job at cutting my grass. So, your ass is officially fired.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

I do find it humorous that Sir Cameron Newton: Leader of Men, Lover of Puppies...Esquire is trying to fake an injury to avoid playing our defense though.

 

Luke Weakly may be weak , but at least he isn't trying to bitch out.

 

yeah he's totally faking. went and had surgery and everything, he's just that committed to the lie

[panthersfanscantread]

Please remove David's ******* from your mouth the next time you speak. We are having trouble understanding your garbled speech.

You could say that same thing about all of you bush whacking, incest loving hillbillies with Kuechly. Yall ride himself so much that if he was a dlck your ass would be bleeding.

[Growl]

If you ever browse through pewterreport.. you'll see that most of them spend a large amount of time complaining about the reigning DPOY. I've never seen a fanbase so jealous.

i guess it's understandable. after waning in irrelevancy for so long, it must be frustrating to finally get a great player and he still be second rate.

gotta be infuriating really. you wanna brag about him, but nobody cares because he's an inferior player to a team in your own divison.

[panthersfanscantread]

Yep...and you did a piss poor job at cutting my grass. So, your ass is officially fired.

Because we were too busy tending to your lady's garden.

[MadHatter]

You could say that same thing about all of you bush whacking, incest loving hillbillies with Kuechly. Yall ride himself so much that if he was a dlck your ass would be bleeding.

Get your lazy ass back out in the fields ....those oranges aren't going to pick themselves.

[MadHatter]

Because we were too busy tending to your lady's garden.

Only female home at my house today was my dog. Glad you enjoyed pleasing her...I wondered why she is now just lying around the house tired.

[Pox 08]

Maybe these guys are just Jags fans that wanted to move up in the world so they went from rooting for the worst team in the nfl,  to like the 27th worst team in the nfl.      

[McCown Real Superman]

The last time I've seen so many hillbillies gathered in the same place as on this message board was the Battle of Gettysburg - you bumpkins got slaughtered that day , just like you will on Sunday.