Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

[panthersfanscantread]

Are the residents of Florida honestly not aware that the rest of the country sees anyone not living in Miami as rednecks? Do they not know this?

Then I'm good.

Redneck.

[csx]

Then I'm good.

Redneck.

There are 20 million people in Florida and they can't fill any one of the pro stadiums. What is up with that?

[rayzor]

reports coming out that the panthers have put a craigslist ad out looking for receivers

Needed: Wide Receiver for NFL Football Team

Do you like running around trying to get open while your QB looks around and dances a bit then runs with the football? Can you catch one out of every 7 passes thrown your way? can you dive 4-6 yrds, jump 3 to 4 feet and run really fast only to get overthrown or severely underthrown to the point you get smashed by LB's? then the Carolina Panthers have a position for you. Must not smoke weed regularly, preferred candiadte will not try to kill his wife or beat his mom (leeway on the last 2). Must not be afraid of grown man as your boss wearing transition sunglasses in the shade.

applications can be sent to [email protected]

reports are coming out in local tampa papers that the buccaneers are looking for fans.

Along the way, fans have jumped off the Bucs' ship. Season tickets have dipped to, some estimate, below 30,000. Only a change in the NFL blackout rules and the Glazers buying up tickets kept games from being blacked out on local television last season, and will keep the team on local TV this season.

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Just the other day, the Bucs sent out a letter that if you've been a season-ticket holder going back to only 2007 — just seven years ago and the last time the team truly mattered -- you could bring two friends to Sunday's season opener for free.

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/football/bucs/bucs-return-to-relevance-starts-sunday-against-panthers/2196169

[Jangler]

Im sure they already went down to the piggly wiggly to see if they can pick them up a WR better than the scrubs they have now.

 

the piggly wiggly? damn that some hillbilly sh!t right there

 

 

I can't remember the last time I saw one that wasn't in a news report from Tampa Bay.

[panthersfanscantread]

There are 20 million people in Florida and they can't fill any one of the pro stadiums. What is up with that?

we got things in florida like the beach, clubs and the abundance of beautiful women. In carolina you guys have... sisters?

[panthersfanscantread]

the piggly wiggly? damn that some hillbilly sh!t right there

I can't remember the last time I saw one that wasn't in a news report from Tampa Bay.

I seen one the last time I visited that dump North Carolina.

[Nick81]

we got things in florida like the beach, clubs and the abundance of beautiful women. In carolina you guys have... sisters?

[McCown Real Superman]

Panthers games are full because when they come down out of the hills they can all arrive in the same vehicle.

[panthersfanscantread]

Panthers games are full because when they come down out of the hills they can all arrive in the same vehicle.

Hahahahahaha

[Nick81]

Panthers games are full because when they come down out of the hills they can all arrive in the same vehicle.

It's because you want to forget how incestual your own people are, isn't it?

[TheGhostofRayPerkins]

All these fans are acting like they won a ring.

[MCCNASTY]

Internet smack talk sure hasn't evolved much in the past 15 years.

Its been so long since any Tampa trolls have been here! But I do remember this embarrassing crap they are spewing being the norm. They're just not good. A direct reflection of their team.

[McCown Real Superman]

Why U mad tho ?

[Nick81]

All these fans are acting like they won a ring.

 Where's the one that you won?