Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

[rayzor]

waiting for a 4:25 game is going to be really hard.

i wish they hadn't done that....unless i have to work saturday night 3rd shift again (which would mean i would have been working 7 days straight in which case i'll be happy).

[RoaringRiot]

waiting for a 4:25 game is going to be really hard.

i wish they hadn't done that....unless i have to work saturday night 3rd shift again (which would mean i would have been working 7 days straight in which case i'll be happy).

 

I'm actually excited it's the later game since this is where I'll be boozin' and watching the early games. 

 

[rayzor]

btw....meatloaf = awesome

meatloaf sammich the next day = awesomer.

[Jeremy Igo]

btw....meatloaf = awesome

meatloaf sammich the next day = awesomer.

I concur.

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[rayzor]

I'm actually excited it's the later game since this is where I'll be boozin' and watching the early games.

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my brother lives in sarasota and we had been talking about me and the fam coming down therebfor a vacation and then going to see the game, but with a now 3 week old daughter and crazy busy work schedule that just wasn't gonna happen. i would love to have been spending the morning @ siesta key and then making the trip to tampa. have a cold one for me.

[PizzaTheHutt]

I came here for the poop jokes. I did not leave disappointed. 10/10 would read again.

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[party_animal]

Rumor has it that much like the Buc's games, this past is blacked out in their market.

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[JawnyBlaze]

Pie now, will read later.

[L-TownCat]

Here is a long pee while sitting down story.  If you don't want to read it then move along.

 

 

My great uncle asked my dad, who is a plumber, to install a new toilet for his house.   My uncle was a large man 6'2" - 6'4" something like that.  My dad agreed to install the new throne and set about to make it happen.  After my dad was finished my uncle thanked him and payed.  A couple weeks later my great aunt called to ask dad if he would come out to look at the toilet he just installed.  Concerned, my dad went back to see what the problem was.  My Aunt and Uncle met him at the door.  They asked dad if he would mind too much to replace the toilet with a different kind.  Confused because my dad used the standard equipment or better for his work he asked what the problem was?  My Aunt, barely able to keep from laughing, told her husband to go ahead and tell my dad why he needed a different toilet.  Then came the greatest reason to change toilets in the history of mankind.  He told my dad that this toilet made him nervous because when he sat down his balls fell into the water and he was afraid he would accidentally flush them down the drain.  Dad then told him that was a great problem to have, congratulated my aunt and then changed out the toilet.

 

The End.

[heelinfine]

Here is a long pee while sitting down story. If you don't want to read it then move along.

My great uncle asked my dad, who is a plumber, to install a new toilet for his house. My uncle was a large man 6'2" - 6'4" something like that. My dad agreed to install the new throne and set about to make it happen. After my dad was finished my uncle thanked him and payed. A couple weeks later my great aunt called to ask dad if he would come out to look at the toilet he just installed. Concerned, my dad went back to see what the problem was. My Aunt and Uncle met him at the door. They asked dad if he would mind too much to replace the toilet with a different kind. Confused because my dad used the standard equipment or better for his work he asked what the problem was? My Aunt, barely able to keep from laughing, told her husband to go ahead and tell my dad why he needed a different toilet. Then came the greatest reason to change toilets in the history of mankind. He told my dad that this toilet made him nervous because when he sat down his balls fell into the water and he was afraid he would accidentally flush them down the drain. Dad then told him that was a great problem to have, congratulated my aunt and then changed out the toilet.

The End.

That would be a great " problem" to have, if the reason you're boys are floating in the water, is because you're so well endowed. Not so great a "problem" if age and gravity are the reason.

[SgtJoo]

Did you know that a giraffe's neck has the same number of neck vertebrae as humans?

[SCP]

Did you know that a giraffe's neck has the same number of neck vertebrae as humans?

Mike Glennon when behind center

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

[Tub of Goo]

Tell your uncle to just toss em' over his shoulder.

High and dry.

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[L-TownCat]

That would be a great " problem" to have, if the reason you're boys are floating in the water, is because you're so well endowed. Not so great a "problem" if age and gravity are the reason.

 

At the time, age was not the issue.