Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

[Jon Snow]

Don't you just hate it when your pecker touches the water when you sit down?

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[RoaringRiot]

Don't you just hate it when your pecker touches the water when you sit down?

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It tickles a little but I wouldn't say I hate it.

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[rayzor]

and when that fart when you pee turns out to be more than a fart you there is no choreography involved in the transition to poop mode.

[Khaki Lackey]

Guys. You can't get into the habit of peeing sitting down. A few years back, I blacked out and pissed in my laundry hamper (or so the wife says) if I had tried to sit in the laundry hamper I could have torqued an ankle or something and been questionable for week one.

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[Jon Snow]

I flushed mine once after too much drinking.

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[PandaPancake]

The 7th is going to take forever to get here.

[rayzor]

i wonder how many poops until game time that would be?

30?

[BearCat]

You tell em and I'll pat my foot!  Pull the money handle and leave the Buccees gasping in the dust.

 

Thanks to you SCP, football is now officially HERE.

 

Best regards

[Cary Kollins]

no need to get all pissy guys

[lola]

Point taken. Peeing sitting down has numerous benefits.

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

I feel that us girls take this for granted.

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[Cary Kollins]

I flushed mine once after too much drinking.

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[PandaPancake]

I feel that us girls take this for granted.

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Yeah, but you can't write your name in the snow.

But if you can I would like to say ignorance is bliss

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[Bourbarian]

I will continue to use the ramps (not really) and leave the 500 level escalators for the old people and the 425lb loser in the Roethlisberger jersey.

 

Can you do this every week? Just throw in a random dig at stiller fans no matter who we're playing? That kind of think is the gravy on my potatoes. 

[Tub of Goo]

The only time peeing sitting down is acceptable is if you're wearing sandals.

Otherwise the entire fugging world is my toilet.

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