Yo ho ho it's a pirates life for me - smack approved

[LittleKitty]

Only a Panthers fan would google Florida men

 

They were extremely turned off that they couldn't find anyone that resembled kin. 

[panthersfanscantread]

Only a Panthers fan would google Florida men

Cam would to

[TheGhostofRayPerkins]

translation: "i don't know what that is"

 

*gay joke*

Sorry man i like women. You should try it one day

[iamhubby1]

Is that before or after you figure out if your brother is you father or mother is your sister? Oh...did you ever figure out a receiver's name?

Don't care who my relatives are. All I care about is the fact that the Panthers are a very good team. And those suks are, well, like I said, they are called the suks for a reason.

Have a fun season with those QBs of yours.

[jamos14]

It's a good thing we have Cannons in the Stadium for you 12 year old girls.

 

 

When Cam Newton get's airlifted off the field by the medivac helicopter, we will have Captian Fear fire one shot off so it will remind you guys of the Hunger Games.

 

 

MOS 5811 right

 

 

No, only Bucs fans I know of are 1171s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Semper Fi.  But seriously, what the hell is wrong with you for being a Bucs fan?  Does the Marine Corps not punish you enough?

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

i really don't know how we're going to handle josh mccown this sunday

 

e: i also like how people seem to confuse him with cade mcnown and use the two last names interchangeably

 

you wouldn't see anyone call our quarterback "cam norton"

[Ruff]

Cam would to

LOL

Named "panthersfanscantread", and you can't use "too" correctly.

Nice.

[LittleKitty]

Don't care who my relatives are. All I care about is the fact that the Panthers are a very good team. And those suks are, well, like I said, they are called the suks for a reason.

Have a fun season with those QBs of yours.

 

I'm sure you don't. They probably all feel the same to you. 

 

Have a fun season with those WR's of yours. 

[TheGhostofRayPerkins]

i really don't know how cam is going to get past the middle of the first quarter. Punctured lung incoming?

 

[Jakob]

I'm trying to figure out who's a bucs fan band who isn't so I can send them close up taint photos

[SCP]

the most relevant thing the panthers have ever done is ....... wait have they ever done anything? they are the new era vikings, eternal medicore

but hey your coach has dope sunchanging glasses.....so does my grandpa

Bitch don't be talkin about his transition lenses!

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Matt Ryan wears braided belts.

[meekerbeastman]

the bucs DB's are sitting in the film room right now watching game tape and looking at the depth chart

 

"ok verner you have benjamin"

 

"who is that"

 

"rookie receiver, better than megatron, thats what the message boards say"

 

"ok"

 

"banks, jenkins you are covering these 2 guys"

 

"who is that lol"

 

"i dont even know i think this one guy works at the car wash in teh off season, the other guy? not sure taco bell maybe"

 

"but can they play football?"

 

"no idea, no one does, infact im not even sure they know how to put pads on"

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

so which one of you wrote this

 

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/694994-carolina-panther-cam-newton-is-the-worst-nfl-draft-pick-ever

 

 

[Growl]

Cam would to

and now my delight in watching these people make a fool of themselves has come full circle, as the guy with the pointless fabricated username has displayed his own inability to use proper grammar