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[SmootsDaddy89]

I find it interesting how quickly dudes go into girl mode when they see a guy with an attractive woman.

 

 

[MtnJax]

"This wang ain't gonna suck itself!"

[lola]

Y'all crack me up.

She's beautiful, Dex.

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[Pox 08]

This is like the 10th post "you won't do any better" and I don't know if it's an insult because I'm no Gerard Butler or if it's a compliment because she's hot as fug.

 

Most are just shocked that the trap worked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That........and just clowning around,  giving you a hard time. :P

[Darth Biscuit]

You my boy Dex.

They're just jealous.

[DatsMyQuarterback]

Rick Ross in the Cam jersey looks like he's held in about 4 or 5 anxiety farts and is about to blow.....hat to da back behind you is feeling some type of way 4real

[pstall]

In all seriousness. As Igo said. Go ahead and make it happen before she realizes you come here.

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[DecrypticShadow]

This is like the 10th post "you won't do any better" and I don't know if it's an insult because I'm no Gerard Butler or if it's a compliment because she's hot as fug.

 

She is a good looking gal, but a Patriots fan, which is a natural turn off.... Although, I peg you for a smart man. I am sure you have her slip on your Kuechly jersey from time to time before bumping uglies.. 

[SCP]

I'm about to post a pic of me holding a Goose Island IPA bottle between my man tits just to get Dex off the hook. Some of you motherfugers need to get laid or touch a set of tits or something. Good lord lol.

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[Dex]

I'm about to post a pic of me holding a Goose Island IPA bottle between my man tits just to get Dex off the hook. Some of you motherfugers need to get laid or touch a set of tits or something. Good lord lol.

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They hatin :(((

 

 

 

 

[Jeremy Igo]

You know I was just bustin your balls Dex.

[Dex]

You know I was just bustin your balls Dex.

You should know better this is the Huddle. Haha but do you have the picture you took of us that we posed for? If you do can you private message it to me? Btw I shook hands with Jordan Gross and screamed Danny Morrison's name when I saw him and got to chat for a bit. Awesome day.

[SCP]

They hatin :(((

Last thing you need to do is take advice from a bunch of dudes on a smoke break at a Dungeons & Dragons board game marathon.

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[DecrypticShadow]

I'm about to post a pic of me holding a Goose Island IPA bottle between my man tits just to get Dex off the hook. Some of you motherfugers need to get laid or touch a set of tits or something. Good lord lol.

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Bruh, this is the interwebz.... The invisible land of anonymity.. The closest some of these guys get to touching a set of tits is viewing pictures of another dude's hot GF or wife.. LOL. It is, what it is.