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[Rockahype]

Why are you wearing a Celtics hat? Why is your phone case Chargers blue? What is your lady friend looking at through the binoculars? Are you friends with hot chick Pats fan and confused stereotypical white guy Panthers fan above you?

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[KendrickPanther]

Dex is no Khal Drogo

[Judo Thoreau]

I had no idea that Big Smo was a Panthers fan!

[Dex]

Dex is no Khal Drogo

[Dex]

I had no idea that Big Smo was a Panthers fan!

motherfuger I had no idea who that was but I just googled him and if you were talking about me I will find you and I will kill you.

[Judo Thoreau]

lol, the guy in the Cam jersey, of course.

[Kevin Greene]

 

 

 

 

 

Watch baby, coming out of the commercial break I'm going to make the broadcast doing the robot!

 

[Razeyfingers]

Your pops got the smooth beard, you gots to work on them patches Dex!

[Ruff]

"Soon."

[Dex]

Your pops got the smooth beard, you gots to work on them patches Dex!

Hopefully KendrickPanther will give me some of his wife's titty hair to fill it in.

[BigBoss]

The ladies call me Danny 4 O's... And it has nothing to do with the alphabet...

 

[Razeyfingers]

Hopefully KendrickPanther will give me some of his wife's titty hair to fill it in.

 

:goodjob:  good show ol chum good show. . well done ol man, well done.

[Pox 08]

Is that what happened to you?

 

Not yet.  I've still a few months before my gf is made aware.

 

[Dex]

Yo, Dex, you better give her a ring cuz you ain't gonna do any better than that. Granted, she's a Pats fan but nobody is perfect. After all, I've dated Buc, Cowboy, Saint, Falcon, Steeler, Redskin and Patriot fans myself.

This is like the 10th post "you won't do any better" and I don't know if it's an insult because I'm no Gerard Butler or if it's a compliment because she's hot as fug.