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Citranella deodorant. Repels bugs, not your friends.

Something that allows you to send a message to strangers who are going real slow in the far left lane.

Im sure I will mention one and bronn will correct me it's already invented.

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Something that allows you to send a message to strangers who are going real slow in the far left lane.

 

I want the same thing, but to send messages to the people who cut into the exit lane at the last second in front of all the people who have been waiting, ensuring that the exit lane is backed up for miles. I honestly think if some of the people who cut me off 20 feet from the exit ramp could hear what I was screaming at them in my car, some would have killed themselves by now. What I am hollering at them would leave really deep psychological scarring that would only continue to fester for weeks and weeks until the agony of living with what they heard was too much to bear. I mean I'm gleefully making orphans of their children in the sickest most demented scenarios I can envision. I'm telling them exactly what acts of depravity I wish would be performed on them by syphilis infected bikers. I'm letting them know precisely how many new orifices I would like a gang of meth heads to drill into them with farming implements to go to town on. It's really dark, if I'm being honest. Like what Clive Barker sees in his head when he passes out drunk and horny.

 

So anyway, yeah. Self Driving Cars, so we can just take humans out of the driving equation altogether.

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Citranella deodorant. Repels bugs, not your friends.

Something that allows you to send a message to strangers who are going real slow in the far left lane.

Im sure I will mention one and bronn will correct me it's already invented.

Sent from my SPH-L710 using CarolinaHuddle mobile app

 

Add to that a repulsor beam that pushes tailgaters back when all lanes are full and we are going as fast as the 200 hundred cars lined up in front of and beside will allow.   

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