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I have no game in Spanish..

Ivan The Awesome

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dos poptarts Newbie

dos poptarts

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Wow I don't have any advice to offer, but I just wanted to say that, in my younger years, a gringo stuttering and struggling to speak Spanish had the opposite effect on women.

 

This.

 

I spent months in Guadalajara (over the span of 2 years) transferring manufacturing from Charlotte to GDL. Broken spanglish was a friggin magnet. I was told GDL women to men ratio was higher than typical MX (which already has a decent W-to-M ratio).

 

Be confident and don't be an ass.

 

My wife is from GDL (happily married 9 years now).

 

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Anybodyhome Grand Master

Anybodyhome

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My best advice would be to never ever shave a hair on your body.

Chicks dig hairy guys with BO.

Trust me.

 

Dude, I think they're simply tolerating your body hair and BO.

 

Only because you told them you are an internet forum moderator.... that blew 'em away and they're willing to accept the body hair/BO part of you.

 

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Anybodyhome Grand Master

Anybodyhome

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This.

 

I spent months in Guadalajara (over the span of 2 years) transferring manufacturing from Charlotte to GDL. Broken spanglish was a friggin magnet. I was told GDL women to men ratio was higher than typical MX (which already has a decent W-to-M ratio).

 

Be confident and don't be an ass.

 

My wife is from GDL (happily married 9 years now).

 

 

Yep- I'm a magnet when I travel to Mexico couple times a year just because I'm more interested in them and their lives and I try to speak their language and fit in rather than be the "ugly American."

 

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As many of you know, I used to live in the good ol' USA. There, it did not matter that I was close to 300 pounds. 280 to be exact. That I was a low level employee with a 4 cylinder car. I had some game. I could woo any woman off her feet. Why? Because I have a little thing called confidence. That and one really quick wit to make the ladies laugh. The thing I found out at a very young age...if you make a girl laugh, she will be all over you.

 

 

 

....fast forward to my extraction of the USA...and now I am here...In my mother land. The land I was born in. Mexico. Things have been rough. When I used to have dates a plenty...now...I am in a huge huge drought. I focused myself in my work. It has paid off and now...I want to hit the dating scene. Problem is that....my game is lost in translation. I know it's about the attitude I provide...but it's hard to get dates down here for me. Mainly because I have no game in spanish. Everything I try...it's like...not good. I have gone out on dates but they have not been successful like in the states. I sometimes rely on my wit, actually, all the time. Its not that my wit is missing in Spanish, its just that it's lost in translation. I often find hearing myself speak at such a high level that it bores even me. 

 

 

...there's this girl...she's....omg...she's freaking gorgeous. I've been talking to her for about a year... here's a pic of her... looking all fine with her glasses...Girls with glasses drive me nuts...

 

 

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....anyway. I'm kind of setting myself up badly here. I know I should have such high expectations before even going out with her. She recently broke up with her Ex...and I may become the rebound guy. But....I don't know man. Her likes are the opposite of mine. I am so americanized that its like...weird. She loves 'Banda' music. I hate that crap. She loves Justin Beiber...I hate the fuger..she's also 8 years younger than me. 

 

 

I'm at my wits end. I really want this to work out with her, she's a sweet sweet girl that's had really bad break ups. I know if we hit it off, things would be great. Its' just that things have to hit off. I'm afraid of fuging things up before I try. I'm kind of cock blocking myself here....any tips guys? I'm like...nervous as fug. I'm usually not nervous unless I like the person a lot. So yeah...

 

 

You should call the Huddle Hotline and see what advice they give you. 

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