Hardy court thread : for all things that happen in court today

[bababoey]

Its oooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paa Langfart]

knew it was gonna be short

 

[Darth Biscuit]

I think teeray has it nailed.

She started an altercation, he was physically involved, he tried to get her to leave and she was pissed and it went downhill from there.

[Anybodyhome]

Maybe not holes as much as my bullshit meter went way up. In particular her flailing herself into the bath tub and then him scooping her out.

 

You mean to tell me you've never seen nor heard of anyone flailing themselves into a bathtub?

 

C'mon, where you been? Living under a rock?

 

[TheRed]

Closing statements coming after recess

— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9)

July 16, 2014

[bababoey]

Closing statements done by Hardy himself

 

Hardy:  That bitch be crazy

[Paa Langfart]

Hardy s lawyer saw the kraken coming out and pulled the plug

[Mr Mojo Risin]

So what happened

[dkmilitary]

Seen crazy neighbor once dive down stairs and jump on moving car to then tell the MP's husband pushed her then tried to run her over. Witnesses present didn't deter crazy from trying to ruin his career . Crazy people will do and say some wild stuff add in coke yeah I can see it.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I didn't get this much fuging recess in all of grade school

[PandaPancake]

You mean to tell me you've never seen nor heard of anyone flailing themselves into a bathtub?

C'mon, where you been? Living under a rock?

My cat likes to throw his toys in the tub and flail about

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[jayflip]

Hope Hardy learns the real lessons here:

You don't fugbuddy crazy,

You don't supply coke to crazy,

You don't own a futon

and most importantly,

You don't sleep in socks!

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[Darth Biscuit]

I didn't get this much fuging recess in all of grade school

Don't worry Smoots, you'll get more in sixth grade.

[bleys]

That part is a stretch to be sure but at the same time, when crazy is on coke, crazy level increases by a ton, and accelerated crazy plus total desperation equals that kind of poo. I think Einstein wrote is as AC+TD=TKoS

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I was trying to figure out the best way to portray that...  touche

 

 

2 outside sources have basically corroborated the crazy part too...

 

 

 

 

 

 

by the way, Nicole..  when you read this..  I don't actually have contact information for that "friend" I referenced.  I lost touch on accident (no?) it wasn't meant to be (not buying it?) It wasn't her, it was me..  (eh?)  I'm sorry, try not to be too heart broken... and I love you.  Please don't kill me.