Dear SCP..

[Jakob]

Thinking of you bud.

 

"Random fact of the day: Bank of America Stadium has the highest toilet to person ratio for any stadium in North America"

 

 

 

[SCP]

Thinking of you bud.

I have destroyed 92% of them.

[TheRed]

How many toilets does it have?

[Razeyfingers]

I have destroyed 92% of them.

 

Are you rounding up here? It would be awesome if you stopped at exactly at 92% even. . like that was your goal.

 

"Welp my job here is done. ONWARD N UPWARD!!!" or is it outward and downward. . I ughh, ahh nvm

[Jangler]

do they have the TP to match?

[Mother Grabber]

is that because the Panthers have more lady fans than any other team?

[PandaPancake]

is that because the Panthers have more lady fans than any other team?

Maybe because they built for the future? Or the faster you get out of the bathroom the more time you have to buy beer

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[Jangler]

maybe they are counting Steeler fans...

[SCP]

maybe they are counting Steeler fans...

Kind of what I was thinking. JR knew we'd play them every preseason and he knew he'd need to double up on the shitters to handle the pipe killing dumps Steeler Mike and his fat disgusting wife were gonna leave behind.

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[MHS831]

Multifunctional seating could make the restroom obsolete.  Better than my experimental Depends phase (2001-2009). 

[Cary Kollins]

Worst is when you get the toilet paper that is either so cheap it's see through or the tp keeps ripping apart.

Really grinds my gears

[philp]

Worst is when you get the toilet paper that is either so cheap it's see through or the tp keeps ripping apart.

Really grinds my gears

Or the fresh roll snugly locked in to where it doesn't spin for you.

[Panthro]

I wish that was the case at my office

[SIGCHI222]

Knock out the remaining 8% minus one toilet.  Leave one and only one toilet.  Then...when the fateful day occurs, when all the chips are down, when everything hangs in the balance.......You!!  You, SCP will rise......rise to the occasion and drop "the dump of destiny".

 

When it's over, we will print TDOD t-shirts with proceeds going to you.  You can retire early and do what you do enjoy.