I can haiku, and so can you!

[Jeremy Igo]

The offseason means the huddle can once again express their love of the Panthers or their players lovingly through their tender words.

 

I would prefer if entries stick to the 5-7-5 pattern as a test of your lingual abilities.

 

Favorites will be read on the podcast next week.

 

Bonus points if you can make Sammi Jo laugh. 

[Zithers]

Kelvin likes them black
Big strong thieving quarterbacks
Winning the Heismans

[sharkkiller]

Mini camp is back

Training camp is in a month

Panthers football's here

[sharkkiller]

I love the Panthers

To write a haiku is hard

Refrigerator

[WilmyWood]

panthers football cool

like pooping after not poop

asparagus pee

[KillerKat]

I'm not doing it

F**k you if you don't like this

Deal with it dammit

[Future of the Funchise]

I'm not doing it

F**k you if you don't like this

Deal with it dammit

This my friends is truly art. You have my vote sir.

 

Here is my submission

 

Is Zod going to

The Cheerleaders training camp

To take some pictures

 

Who is Jeremy Igo

All Hail Zod! Huddle Overlord.

Bearer of chick pics

[Dex]

The Kraken slumbers

Resonance in the deep

Imminent suffering.

[mattnasty919]

Jason avant is

A great wide receiver who

catches everything

(Thrown in his general direction)

[imminent rogaine]

Year of The Kraken

 

 

Hope its not the last.

Drew Brees doesn't bend like that.

He killed it, no spoon.

 

 

[DOMOMAN]

In-ter-na-tio-nal

I on-ly have the hud-dle

Save me might-y Zod

[cookinwithgas]

new escalators

up to the top of the bowl

right to the beer guy

[Captroop]

There is Panthers news

But still all we talk about

Is the Redskins name

[Jase]

Hard to be clever

When Haikus are way too short

Two Panthers walk into a