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What the hell is wrong with women?!

Cat

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lola Newbie

lola

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If any guys need help I'm here for you.

Two things that leads to happy sex life learn where your woman's clit is, if you don't know what one is get a diagram asap. The other is don't be too macho to buy her a vibrator. Order a rechargeable one off Amazon and be done with it. I know women claim to enjoy sex but I just can't see a sweaty dude on top of you flopping around is good but to each their own. As bad as it sounds they say a happy relationship is scheduling sex. If you work crazy hours like we do, she works in the day, I work sometimes up to 48 hours at a time. Gives us both something to look forward to and cuts out that awkward who initiates sex. That doesn't mean that spontaneous sessions don't happen.

Amen sir!! Find it, memorize it and make it your screensaver if you have to. It's that important.

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Floppin Grand Master

Floppin

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I manage a restaurant. I gave my wait staff pitchers of beer during closing cleaning. We had conversations about everyone's pubic hair colors and trimming habits - apparently one of my cooks pays 50 bucks a months for a manzillian - we also discussed who does and doesn't like giving or receiving rim jobs.

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SCP Enthusiast

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Something I just noticed. 25% of men 40-49 say they haven't done it in the pass year, And 20% 30-39! WTF this can't be true.

100% of those dudes are lying because they don't want to ruin their Christianmingle.com cred.

I'm in that 30-39 range and if my arm is tired from lifting I get my wife to fap it. We did some cool stuff last night that was like a fap/sex combo.

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Darth Biscuit Mentor

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OHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOODNESS i just typed all this bullshit and have to type it again/. What is with this website sometimes.

AHEM.

Not saying you need to be super specific, but it would be great if guys could clue other guys into things that work well. Like foreplay. It just takes too long to catch onto that and we as women literally have to do a song, dance, bright lights, extravaganza to explain it.

I have a girlfriend (ncbiscuit you know who Im talking about) that has given me some great ideas lately.

She and her bf like to get freaky and she was telling me last week during golf how she and her bf love to pick out a porn, put it on, and follow and act out exactly whats going on, on screen.

She was also the one to tell me to go to Burlington Coat Factory to get lingerie if I want to get rough because its nice looking but you can rip it off into shreds and not feel bad about it!......Cat and Lola take note of that- they really do have a good selection of stuff.

She has told me about how they role play before (which Ill never let her live down bc I was laughing so hard), but it keeps things fun and interesting!

I saw him at a party this weekend and I actually think better of him bc he keeps things fun and exciting with her.

I don't think it should be throwing out extreme details of your sex like and your wife's underwear size....but maybe something general like

hey, have you ever ____________________? I like to do it and it really works for us. Trust me, you'll thank me later.

Something along the lines of that.

I guess Im giving guys more credit than I should when I assume that by the time you get to 30 or so and married, you stop making the stupid "yeah I totally gave her the d, she wanted it, she loved it" comments.

Guess those never stop do they?

I'll never learn. Cat, Lola, I feel a good business idea coming on here. Perhaps a new, modern day version of a sex advice line for guys to call into.

No that poo never really stops...

Yes I know exactly who you're talking about and her bf is a lucky, lucky dude.

I will endeavor to mention some of this to some of my guy friends and see how it flies... I will report back.

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