What the hell is wrong with women?!

[Jangler]

I was talking about Frank.....he hits on everybody

[Jase]

I for one am shocked that a thread about female masturbation became the most popular thread of  the day.

 

The huddle of old is still alive and well.

[Wyank]

I don't think my group of friends really even talk about their girlfriends or wives depending on the friend let alone sex.  

[Zcustom]

I for one am shocked that a thread about female masturbation became the most popular thread of the day.

The huddle of old is still alive and well.

Maybe not....we haven't had one joke about flicking the bean. To be fair that was usually MPF

[lola]

It's nice to know you can talk about this subject with guys and them not think you're a raging whoooore. I've always had more guy friends than girl friends, so this has been natural for me, but some guys may not feel that way.

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[Darth Biscuit]

Jase is a raging whoooore... the jury is out on the rest.

[Jase]

I'm definitely a whoooore with all four O's

[lola]

I heart you guys.

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[PandaPancake]

I heart you guys.

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You're ok.

[boo7382]

OHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOODNESS i just typed all this bullshit and have to type it again/. What is with this website sometimes.

 

AHEM.

 

Not saying you need to be super specific, but it would be great if guys could clue other guys into things that work well. Like foreplay. It just takes too long to catch onto that and we as women literally have to do a song, dance, bright lights, extravaganza to explain it. 

 

I have a girlfriend (ncbiscuit you know who Im talking about) that has given me some great ideas lately.

 

She and her bf like to get freaky and she was telling me last week during golf how she and her bf love to pick out a porn, put it on, and follow and act out exactly whats going on, on screen.

 

She was also the one to tell me to go to Burlington Coat Factory to get lingerie if I want to get rough because its nice looking but you can rip it off into shreds and not feel bad about it!......Cat and Lola take note of that- they really do have a good selection of stuff.

 

She has told me about how they role play before (which Ill never let her live down bc I was laughing so hard), but it keeps things fun and interesting!

 

I saw him at a party this weekend and I actually think better of him bc he keeps things fun and exciting with her.

 

I don't think it should be throwing out extreme details of your sex like and your wife's underwear size....but maybe something general like

 

hey, have you ever ____________________? I like to do it and it really works for us. Trust me, you'll thank me later.

 

Something along the lines of that.

 

I guess Im giving guys more credit than I should when I assume that by the time you get to 30 or so and married, you stop making the stupid "yeah I totally gave her the d, she wanted it, she loved it" comments.

 

Guess those never stop do they?

 

I'll never learn. Cat, Lola, I feel a good business idea coming on here. Perhaps a new, modern day version of a sex advice line for guys to call into.

[Mojo]

I've been with quite a few women who were very, very sexual beings naturally but felt dirty and hyper shy about masturbation.  

It's all social programming bullshit.  There's nothing wrong with it as long as it's not an addiciton.

[PandaPancake]

If any guys need help I'm here for you.

 

Two things that leads to happy sex life learn where your woman's clit is, if you don't know what one is get a diagram asap. The other is don't be too macho to buy her a vibrator. Order a rechargeable one off Amazon and be done with it. I know women claim to enjoy sex but I just can't see a sweaty dude on top of you flopping around is good but to each their own. As bad as it sounds they say a happy relationship is scheduling sex. If you work crazy hours like we do, she works in the day, I work sometimes up to 48 hours at a time. Gives us both something to look forward to and cuts out that awkward who initiates sex. That doesn't mean that spontaneous sessions don't happen.

[boo7382]

If any guys need help I'm here for you.

Two things that leads to happy sex life learn where your woman's clit is, if you don't know what one is get a diagram asap. The other is don't be too macho to buy her a vibrator. Order a rechargeable one off Amazon and be done with it. I know women claim to enjoy sex but I just can't see a sweaty dude on top of you flopping around is good but to each their own. As bad as it sounds they say a happy relationship is scheduling sex. If you work crazy hours like we do, she works in the day, I work sometimes up to 48 hours at a time. Gives us both something to look forward to and cuts out that awkward who initiates sex. That doesn't mean that spontaneous sessions don't happen.

You're a smart man.

I Dont know your wife but I know she's a very sexually satisfied woman!

Kudos to you

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[lola]

OHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOODNESS i just typed all this bullshit and have to type it again/. What is with this website sometimes.

AHEM.

Not saying you need to be super specific, but it would be great if guys could clue other guys into things that work well. Like foreplay. It just takes too long to catch onto that and we as women literally have to do a song, dance, bright lights, extravaganza to explain it.

I have a girlfriend (ncbiscuit you know who Im talking about) that has given me some great ideas lately.

She and her bf like to get freaky and she was telling me last week during golf how she and her bf love to pick out a porn, put it on, and follow and act out exactly whats going on, on screen.

She was also the one to tell me to go to Burlington Coat Factory to get lingerie if I want to get rough because its nice looking but you can rip it off into shreds and not feel bad about it!......Cat and Lola take note of that- they really do have a good selection of stuff.

She has told me about how they role play before (which Ill never let her live down bc I was laughing so hard), but it keeps things fun and interesting!

I saw him at a party this weekend and I actually think better of him bc he keeps things fun and exciting with her.

I don't think it should be throwing out extreme details of your sex like and your wife's underwear size....but maybe something general like

hey, have you ever ____________________? I like to do it and it really works for us. Trust me, you'll thank me later.

Something along the lines of that.

I guess Im giving guys more credit than I should when I assume that by the time you get to 30 or so and married, you stop making the stupid "yeah I totally gave her the d, she wanted it, she loved it" comments.

Guess those never stop do they?

I'll never learn. Cat, Lola, I feel a good business idea coming on here. Perhaps a new, modern day version of a sex advice line for guys to call into.

I would so do this with you! We would be doing a good deed, bringing sexual joy into others lives ( you know what I mean ) and would make a fortune in the process. What would our business name be?

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