What the hell is wrong with women?!

[lola]

Yeah guys tend to have really bland conversations. Especially guys that don't know each other well. To be honest I would feel more comfortable talking about sex with a female acquaintance then a male friend. Guys like bust each others balls over everything. Not much real talk.

Yeah, that's true. My guy friends ask me this stuff all the time but wouldn't even think about mentioning it to their bros.

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[Scrumtrilescent]

Who the hell doesn't know where the clit is?  Hell, South Park had an entire movie devoted to finding it.  If Kyle and the boys can, so can you.

 

 

 

BTW...the Vitamin Shoppe has better deals on Liberator pushin' cushions.  Usually.  And I'd shoot anybody who would actually listen to Sade for more than a second in any scenario.

[Chimera]

Who the hell doesn't know where the clit is?  Hell, South Park had an entire movie devoted to finding it.  If Kyle and the boys can, so can you.

 

 

 

BTW...the Vitamin Shoppe has better deals on Liberator pushin' cushions.  Usually.  And I'd shoot anybody who would actually listen to Sade for more than a second in any scenario.

 

It's not knowing where it is, it's knowing how to use it. I bet the average man just flicks his tongue around like they do in pr0n. (hint: they do that so the vag is still visible)

[Scrumtrilescent]

Yeah, you gotta punch that thing like a speedbag!

[Darth Biscuit]

[lola]

Try something from www.lelo.com. They're like the Apple Computers of sex toys. They're very aesthetically pleasing and extremely well made/effective. You can usually get them a lot cheaper on Amazon. Floppin recommended them in a thread a couple of years ago. They're great. Not every woman feels comfortable with a glossy, purple 'Rabbit' in their bedside drawer. Lelo toys are much more understated.

There's also a company called JimmyJane that makes these great candles that are basically made out of massage oil. Those are a lot of fun as well.

Wow. They look very sleek, if I may.

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[Scrumtrilescent]

Oh, and to answer the original question....the lack of a soul, fully developed prefrontal cortex, and the lack of understanding why bacon and because racecar are legitimate answers to 99% of life's questions.  

[Jimbo]

Women are better liars than men. 

[TheRumGone]

you guys, you guys....

 

[Murph]

So I come back to this thread to read about even more lovely Huddle ladies getting themselves off.

 

Welp, back to the bathroom.

[Jimbo]

Is lola really a chick?

[PhillyB]

yes and remember women on the internet love to be hit on by basement-dwellers

[Jimbo]

yes and remember women on the internet love to be hit on by basement-dwellers

Women on the internet are often the basement-dwellers.  It's happened to me once.

[lola]

Female. All day.

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