Ghanaian Witch Doctor Says He's Responsible For Ronaldo's Injuries

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

I'm doing a paper for one my classes on the influence of witch craft on African soccer and I came across this article and thought it was interesting enough to share.

Link: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/04/cristiano-ronaldo-portugal-ghana-witch-doctor

Here's a quote from the witch doctor...

“I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him,” Bonsam, who serves at the ‘Kofioo Kofi’ shrine, said in an interview with Kumasi-based Angel FM.

“I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called ‘Kahwiri Kapam’”. [...]

“This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual. Today,it is his knee, tomorrow it is thigh, next day it is something else.”

The U.S. may squeak by thanks to the Ghanian witch doctor forgetting about Dempsey and the U.S.

[KendrickPanther]

The only thing Ronaldo has that can never be cured is an Ego.

[Goondal]

I have been saying since the draw that USA would beat Portugal, I will be damned if this puke head tries to steal the credit. :P

[Ivan The Awesome]

If this was wrestling, Ronaldo would make a great Face turned heel.