First World Problems - Suburbs edition

[KendrickPanther]

Growing up our house was only immaculate when grandma came to town.

[Montsta]

So every couple of weeks we have housekeepers come to our house and clean everything up. 2-3 days before they come, my wife always freaks out and gets on this "we have to clean the house before the cleaners get here" rampage.

Why do I need to clean my fuggin house BEFORE the house keeper comes??? What the hell am I paying them for?

Holy poo it's like you've been spying on my house.

My wife does the same poo. We have cleaners every month and the day before they come it's cleanup time for me.

Then she complains because they move everything and put nothing back where it is supposed to go, so we gotta go around after they're gone to put back little knickknacks all over the house.

She's can't understand why I think it's weird that we pay people to come clean our house when we have to cleanup before they get there and again after they leave.

Wives are a trip.

[Mother Grabber]

Sounds EXACTLY like something my wife would say (if I had a wife).

 

must be why my place is a mess.

[pstall]

do this. go thru your routine to grill some food. charcoal, not gas. do it up. soak some apple wood or pecan chips, make some mojito lime chicken and grill some shrimp. veggies the whole nine yards,

 

prep your grill like normal and fire that baby up. as the coals are getting hot have a buddy come over and start going thru the kitchen and then grill.

 

wife or gf goes umm what are you doing? you go, the same thing you do before the cleaners come over.

 

 

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[Rise of The Hive]

Lol!