Something my hygienist said today...

[Ja Rhule]

So she was cleaning my teeth and all of the sudden she sprayed my face with water from that little dentist hose and said "Oh wow, I apologize for all the facial, let me wipe this off"  I almost lost it.  She started to laugh too 

 

Anyone said or heard saying anything dirty by mistake?  That moment of awkwardness when both parties realize what just been said.

[Jakob]

She wants the D

[PandaPancake]

Hmm

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[Doyle]

Was she hot?  Pics?

 

My dental hygienist is smoking hot.  I no longer dread going I look forward to it.

[Ja Rhule]

Was she hot? Pics?

My dental hygienist is smoking hot. I no longer dread going I look forward to it.

Yep. Ever gotten a weird half bonner when her tits near ur face.

[CarolinaNCSU]

I am not ashamed to admit I switched my dentist work over to an office with the prettier hygienists with that being one of the main reasons. They're all married and have kids, but it doesn't stop 23 year old me from imagining scenarios in my head laying there in the chair. 

[Mother Grabber]

is she asian?

[pstall]

I was tired the other day and was about to get a hair cut and the girl goes its good to see you again. I go yeah i need to come in even after a haircut for a wash. I totally meant shampoo and she goes oh so you want me to wash you now? Umm. She just laughs.

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[Brooklyn Bully]

Why was your OB/GYN cleaning your teeth?

[Rise of The Hive]

Jangler loves a good facial.

[Ja Rhule]

Jangler loves a good facial.

 

From Vlad.

[Chimera]

So she was cleaning my teeth and all of the sudden she sprayed my face with water from that little dentist hose and said "Oh wow, I apologize for all the facial, let me wipe this off"  I almost lost it.  She started to laugh too 

 

Anyone said or heard saying anything dirty by mistake?  That moment of awkwardness when both parties realize what just been said.

 

[Night Prowler X]

I would've told her to lay in the chair so I could show her a real facial.

[Anybodyhome]

The correct response:

"Please allow me to return the favor."