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1/3rd-life boob crisis?


Jase

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buy a copy of blaise pascal's pensees and read the first half of the book. you'll become a fatalist and dark existentialist and you won't give a poo about boobs anymore, or anything else for that matter

 

Frankly I'm already halfway there, and there's nothing I can do about it.

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^^weak....

Seriously Jase, you be happy with what ya got, bewbs are overrated... The words "Anything more than a handful & you're risking a sprained thumb.." still ring true..... I used to be a boobman until I realized how much better a great ass is... Every boob gets licked, but kiss a stinkstar & she'll do anything...

Who doesn't love a drunk post? Veritas... P-sout....

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Frankly I'm already halfway there, and there's nothing I can do about it.

 

that was me from age 22-26ish. now i'm 28 and not much of a fatalist or a dark existentialist but i'm a little mad that fundies kept me from enjoying more boobies, but also still enough of a fatalist/dark existentialist that i realize it doesn't honestly matter

 

it's a weird dichotomy 

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mammogram-scam.jpg

 

This guy looks like Jim Celania.

 

jim-2.jpg

 

It's so similar.

 

 

On a different note, the older I get, the more I hate fake boobs. It's like in the Matrix when they make a Utopia for the humans and they reject it because its too good to be true. I rather see a natural good looking woman. And when I was 12, all I thought about was Pamela Anderson.

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