1/3rd-life boob crisis?

[Jase]

I wonder if I can go into a bar and tell women that I'm going blind.  And that I want to see beauty before the darkness completely takes hold.

 

Will they buy it?

[Darth Biscuit]

Idk.There are lots of boob guys out there. I think most women would choose ass though. Most of us weren't blessed with both...

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Oh I love boobs, they are awesome... however, a woman with awesome boobs and no ass looks kind of off balance, whereas a woman with a great ass and small boobs doesn't.

 

Stacy Keibler is a fine example of this phenomenon.

 

[Cat]

I have seen even fewer asses... my life... what have I been doing for 29 years?

 

 

Hopefully enjoying a great marriage with sex on a regular basis. 

[lola]

Oh I love boobs, they are awesome... however, a woman with awesome boobs and no ass looks kind of off balance, whereas a woman with a great ass and small boobs doesn't.

Stacy Keibler is a fine example of this phenomenon.

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[Jase]

Careful posting pics of Stacy in a thread Scrum's posted in.

 

To my knowledge he has some kind of exclusive rights to her image.

[Mr. Scot]

Combine conservative upbringing + being socially withdrawn through high school and early college + getting married as a virgin = 3 pre-marital boobs and 2 marital boobs

Hate to tell ya dude, but I had most of those same characteristics (wasn't really all that withdrawn) and frankly, I lost count :unsure:

[Jase]

Hate to tell ya dude, but I had most of those same characteristics (wasn't really all that withdrawn) and frankly, I lost count :unsure:

 

So you're telling me that I lost the boob lottery? :_(

[Cat]

Hate to tell ya dude, but I had most of those same characteristics (wasn't really all that withdrawn) and frankly, I lost count :unsure:

 

 

So you didn't follow the rules of only 2 boobs for your entire life. Shame on you 

[Mr. Scot]

So you're telling me that I lost the boob lottery? :_(

Not if you're happy with your wife.

My girlfriend is fine in that area so I'm happy.

It's quality, not quantity.

[Mr. Scot]

So you didn't follow the rules of only 2 boobs for your entire life. Shame on you

Stayed a virgin till married, but broke quite a few rules with premarital girlfriends. Broke even more post-divorce.

These days, one set is enough.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I would kill every last one of you in this thread to hear Stacy Keibler fart and there would be no hesitation.  

[j2sgam]

Hopefully enjoying a great marriage with sex on a regular basis. 

 

This.. Exactly this, no better way to say it...

 

Oh I love boobs, they are awesome... however, a woman with awesome boobs and no ass looks kind of off balance, whereas a woman with a great ass and small boobs doesn't.

 

Stacy Keibler is a fine example of this phenomenon.

 

 

 

This too... My wife has a butt like a white girl aint supposed to have, but just enough up top... I was blessed to work at a club & took full advantage of it.. But, Ive been married for 7yrs, cannot remember anything more worthwhile than what I have now, which is just what Cat said....

[Mr. Scot]

Lots of women have one that's bigger than the other... maybe she showed you the big one.

Had an old girlfriend like that. Fairly significant difference.

She called hers 'Mickey and Mini'.

[TheRumGone]

you remind me of craig robinson in zack and miri make a porno

 

"i'm due for another new titty"