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LPT: If you are on an elevator and you dont give a fug about others, simultaneously press the floor button of the one you are going to and the close door button and hold it for a few seconds and you can skip the idiots waiting for the elevator between you and your desination.

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LPT: If you are on an elevator and you dont give a fug about others, simultaneously press the floor button of the one you are going to and the close door button and hold it for a few seconds and you can skip the idiots waiting for the elevator between you and your desination.

If this is true and it works next time I'm in Vegas I will pie every post I see you make from now til forever.

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One time I had just taken an exam and had been holding in this atrocious Taco Bell/mountain dew/whatever other crap I had eaten the night before fart for 2 hours. I was walking up some steps and looked to each side to make sure no one was around. Not seeing anyone, I was like "fuging finally" and let out one of the loudest and longest farts of my life.

 

All the sudden I heard "UGH!" behind me and turned around to see this girl like 5 feet behind me walking up the steps. I had no idea she was there. She was basically eye level with my ass on the steps. I was like "oh...sorry."

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You know what sucks. Walking into an empty elevator that someone just recently farted in, only to have it stop at the next floor with the new rider or riders clearly thinking you did it. Moral: if you get on an empty elevator that smells like someone shat in it, get out and take the stairs.

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