I went to high school with Greg Hardy's girlfriend.

[Gin and Juice]

Flashback to the Beason/Greg dude incident! The resemblance is amazing

[maseface]

I graduated from LKNHS in 2005.  Lets just say I am so glad to be away from Mooresville and all those self entitled rich pricks.  I have never seen so many expensive cars in a parking lot at one time. If they got in a wreck their parents would buy them a new car.  Lots of my classmates still live at home and are complete losers.  More money more problems. 

[FugginPoo]

Whats her Facebook page so we can stalk her?

[dunnlx]

My friend Chris said she was an absolute freak hence being some what crazy. So maybe Dat ass is just that damn good.

No ass is that damn man, well not for me at least, he must've gotten sprung!

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[tiger7_88]

"Absolutely nothing."

I feel this thread would be better if it was made up entirely of Spaceballs.

 

The police are making an effort to look for evidence in this case:

 

 

[tiger7_88]

I was the escort officer for Tom Clancy at the Nofolk Naval Base back in the early 1990's.

 

Y'all probably don't even remember Tom Clancy.  :(

[FugginPoo]

I saw Biakabutuka at Belk once

[Eazy-E]

I graduated from LKNHS in 2005. Lets just say I am so glad to be away from Mooresville and all those self entitled rich pricks. I have never seen so many expensive cars in a parking lot at one time. If they got in a wreck their parents would buy them a new car. Lots of my classmates still live at home and are complete losers. More money more problems.

Pretty much. At least half of the school lives in the Harbour or the Pointe.

[shelbypanther]

I got to meet Sam Mills at the Harris Teeter in Gastonia back in 1997.  I still have the autograph I got somewhere, it was on one of those HT promo cards.

 

Oh, and the female in question has a nice rack, FWIW.

[332nd]

The police are making an effort to look for evidence in this case:

& they ain't found poo!

[pilot2011]

I saw a huge autographed framed picture of Brad Hoover in a pisser at a gas station turned hole in the wall burger joint out in bumfug Davidson County. 

[Mother Grabber]

I was the escort officer for Tom Clancy at the Nofolk Naval Base back in the early 1990's.

 

Y'all probably don't even remember Tom Clancy.   :(

 

I went to high school with Tom Clancy's girlfriend.

[RoaringRiot]

Wait...so the guy who called BS on Easy E now says he's telling the truth?

[Mother Grabber]

I think herr whistle blower realized that he made some incorrect assumptions