Roger Goodell- "The 2014 draft will start May 18th, not May 8th..... sorry it was a natural mistake"

[Jangler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiv0MOLSd_Q

[Pejorative Miscreant]

I for one would be extremely elated. The thought of ten more days of waiting means we can get close to 20 or 30 more threads about stuff like obscure 7th round prospects, cheap owners, the size of G Man's testicles male pattern baldness and transvestite Guatamalan Kickers. I say fug it and just push it to the Thursday after flag day. It's like Christmas. The anticipation is much better than the actual thing.