I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow morning...

[88 Bronco]

damn I was thinking about doing this too...but if they cut your balls off....idk now.

 

Until Hayden removes the restaining order, you have nothing to worry about.

true story...

 

buddy of mine had it done a number of year ago after they had their third kid.  Year later...wife is pregnant.  After the fighting stopped, he went to his doctor and the doctor told him he was sorry, some males have dual plumbing and we missed yours.  So, he had it done again.  Then they had twins!  Shortly thereafter, they got divorced and low and behold...he meets a new woman to be the love of his life and guess what....she wants to have kids.  Back to the doctor for a reversal.  Two kids later and they decide, that's enough, back to the doctor again for #4.

 

 

ever since, I've called him zipper sack

 

 

by the way....47 this November and I still haven't gone...maybe I should book it huh?!!!!

 

You can't get a moose pregnant...

[Jangler]

hey Salty don't forget the dog cone...

 

 

 

there are some nice ones, so at least you won't look stupid.

[SmokinwithWilly]

Once you get it done, sex gets a whole lot better. No wondering about did it break? Is she really taking the pill? No counting the days until PMS hits. And the best part, no fugging barney, teletubbies or whatever the fug small children watch on dvd over and over.

[The Saltman]

I didn't die yippee.

[Jase]

rats. didn't pay the doctor enough.

[Captroop]

rats. didn't pay the doctor enough.

Well, he can no longer breed. So, you know, mission accomplished there.

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[chknwing]

I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!

 

[lola]

Taking one for the team....good man!

[Mr. Scot]

Balls aren't cut off at all

 

That wasn't a possibility in this case anyway B)

 

[Kurb]

Why would you need this? 

 

I really think you are giving yourself too much credit with this kids thing...

[The Saltman]

Huh

[Hawk]

so...how's it feel to be shootin blanks?! 

[Darth Biscuit]

so...how's it feel to be shootin blanks?! 

 

This is why you logged in.

[Hawk]

I can't remember...but for some odd reason....Salty's lack of productivity was a major concern for me.